Whats the funniest thing someones said to you about growing?

[19-Sean-86]

Wtf happened to this thread? Why did it turn from funny things someone has said about growing to seed giveaways?

Anyways... was toking some tastey bud with a friend and I remarked it had a good taste and he laughed at me and said weed doesn't have taste.....

Now your no longer friends right?

 

[BucketGrower]

Now your no longer friends right?

Actually true but unrelated.

 

[Leeski]

How did you know to bust me .....

 

[19-Sean-86]

How did you know to bust me .....View attachment 4803620

This was my Jamaican next door neighbour just the other day. Not as bad as that but you could tell lmao

 

[19-Sean-86]

This was my Jamaican next door neighbour just the other day. Not as bad as that but you could tell lmao

I mentioned it to him he replied, Bumbaclut my Carn do nuttin

 

[Jjgrow420]

Ya this is crazy this guy spam my thread
@sunni can you kick this guy out?

 

[Bookush34]

I like bringing up pot and growing around people that don’t don’t know I grow. Then listening to them talk like they know everything about cannabis.
Some of the shit people tell you is comical.

my favorite to date was out in a remote community. Guy was telling me theirs two guys that grow in that town.
But the one guy has weak weed because he doesn’t hang the bud upside down long enough for the THC to run into the buds.

he had a few more brosience facts for me that I left uncorrected.

 

[19-Sean-86]

I like bringing up pot and growing around people that don’t don’t know I grow. Then listening to them talk like they know everything about cannabis.
Some of the shit people tell you is comical.

my favorite to date was out in a remote community. Guy was telling me theirs two guys that grow in that town.
But the one guy has weak weed because he doesn’t hang the bud upside down long enough for the THC to run into the buds.

he had a few more brosience facts for me that I left uncorrected.

Sometimes it's best to say nothing and just walk away while secretly laughing inside.

 

[green_machine_two9er]

Just yesterday I had a guy tell me the only way to not get mold was to take every single fan leaf off the plant before flower. “ plant doesn’t need is fan leaves anyway”. Ok dude.
Also same guy. “7dust is the only pesticide that can be used on weed”. Sure remind me not to smoke your product.

 

[brogzor]

Met a young kid downstate who put orange peels and egg shells in his soil with his 4 month old plants that were only 15inches at max and told me i need to try it.

 

[green_machine_two9er]

Met a young kid downstate who put orange peels and egg shells in his soil with his 4 month old plants that were only 15inches at max and told me i need to try it.

Nice. I was told bannanana Peels were to secret to life lol.

 

[brogzor]

Nice. I was told bannanana Peels were to secret to life lol.

Least bananas add some nutrients to the soil, I just think back to the days where my dad told me never put oranges or onions in the compost.

 

[WannabeWizard2003]

The best is this person telling me the girl they dating been growing for 30 years. Traded in a 600 HPS for a $18 dollar 2000w grow light from wish. Apparently she can tell that her plants are doing so much better now. Showed me this pic after.

 

[19-Sean-86]

I never said i was upset. I said i do not agree and i dont.

Whats the funniest thing someones said to you about growing?

Hey guys just a light hearted thread here thinking about some of the funny things people have said to me while discussing growing. Share a funny story lets all have a good laugh and make the day a bit better lol

www.rollitup.org

Read it yourself. I admitted to breaking the rules on the forum, havent argued that in anyway. Im openly disagreeing with the forums decision and this offends people. Happy growing. Thanks for your opinion

No matter what you do or where you go, there will always be a snowflake

The best is this person telling me the girl they dating been growing for 30 years. Traded in a 600 HPS for a $18 dollar 2000w grow light from wish. Apparently she can tell that her plants are doing so much better now. Showed me this pic after.
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Tell him to get rid of her, she's clearly no good.

 

[sunni]

holy shit that guy actually spammed a thread in every single subsection.....what did i wake too

 

[WannabeWizard2003]

No matter what you do or where you go, there will always be a snowflake

Tell him to get rid of her, she's clearly no good.

I can't guy. They think wish is the best thing since sliced bread. All I see is a fire hazard. lmfao

 

[19-Sean-86]

I can't guy. They think wish is the best thing since sliced bread. All I see is a fire hazard. lmfao

I looked on wish once and never again. Have you seen the clothes on there? Wear that stuff and you will look like a counterfeit.

 

[WannabeWizard2003]

I looked on wish once and never again. Have you seen the clothes on there? Wear that stuff and you will look like a counterfeit.

I ordered a sweater from there once and never again. Ripped in the wash and the fabric gave me a rash.

 

[19-Sean-86]

I ordered a sweater from there once and never again. Ripped in the wash and the fabric gave me a rash.

I can fully believe that haha.

 

[WannabeWizard2003]

Oh oh here is another to get back on the weed topic. Someone has this weed that was way over dried and tastes like spices when you smoke it. Really bad shit and me trying to help been talking about the cure. They took everything I said and decided to take their bone dried weed that doesn't give you a buzz and put it through a meat packager (ya know the type that vacuum seals steaks for the freezer and that?). Yeah so he does this to the weed tells me to feel through the package because its 'rock hard' and says "yeah in 4 months this going to be cannabis cup winner eh!".