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Bareback

Bareback

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manfredo said:
The VA called me at 7 am today looking for dad...I was still in bed. My dad doesn't know how to operate his voicemail. It's full. He doesn't answer his phone. He can't hear it or figure out how to answer it fast enough. He has it for 2 reasons. Porn, and to make a call when HE wants...and he NEVER hangs up so you always get an interesting 5 minute voicemail from him. The man has had an IQ of 165, but can not operate a phone. Many have tried.

I texted him and he replied...Looks like I'm cooking for Easter :( Maybe it will be nice and I can do steaks on the grill.
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I have a good friend who won’t answer his phone...... one day while complaining about it to him, he replied “ I put the damn phone in for my convenience not yours “ .
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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curious2garden said:
If you don't text me about why you need to speak with me chances are I'm not answering the phone.
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Amen. I can always tell the age of a client by how they use their phone. Anyone under 40 simply texts. It is so rare that people insist on actually speaking on the phone, it really is an inefficient way to communicate. I fucking hate talking to clients on the phone.


 
Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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curious2garden said:
I'll come and videotape it if you both ride nude. I'll be immune, let's do this!
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If we see any guys aggressively applying sunscreen I'm out. :D

Singlemalt said:
Hmm, gives me 11 weeks to get to Toronto. Will I need a passport?
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Passport, NEXUS or enhanced driver's license. We have rental bikes ;)

tyler.durden said:
Love your new avi pic, yummy. It reminds me of my first wife -


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She is German and Japanese. Don't be alarmed by the drips on her face, it is only my semen.
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That's almost spooky. Same chin and eyes... she has better eyebrows.

DarkWeb said:
I could just imagine little pebbles getting thrown at my pecker.........nope sorry......I'll bring a scooter....
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@ 22 seconds guy almost eats it on the streetcar track.
 
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