Stupid conspiracy theorists

[rkymtnman]

Bill gates is the richest man on earth.
Ever hear the old money equals power thing.
No, thought not. Go back to sleep

you should switch from dollar general to a better brand of alum foil. just sayin'

 

[mooray]

And if a microchip to detect and kill covid is a bs claim, then what else is it for, that they arent telling us right now, or until everyone has it. Thats where the conspiracy becomes apparent

Usually the only microchip sized item you could put under your skin would be rfid sized, which don't have power sources, which I'd think you'd need in order to to have some sort of active Covid detection method. Can't really use heat, since you need temperature differential, but maybe kinetic and I dunno about sticking a battery in there. Seems pretty impractical for an under-the-skin device. Even if were nefarious, what are we worried about it being able to do?

My favorite conspiracy theory would be something along the lines of Kingsman, where we need a bunch of people to die because we're killing the planet, so you get 70% of the world to vaccinate, but the vaccination is really a poison, but of course you can poison people right away, because people would stop taking it, so it's only a poison when mixed with something else. Part A is the vaccine, then part B comes in some other form, which would obviously be in contrails, duh.

 

[rkymtnman]

Dude, just leave my thread. You are too retarded

wouldn't a conspiracy theory be that the elections were rigged in 16 for trump to win and in 20 for trump to lose??

why would they do that?

 

[rkymtnman]

Bill is an alien being from another star system. We must comply.

spelled backwards it's Set A G Llib. we are fked.

 

[V256.420]

Bill is an alien being from another star system. We must comply.

Use the sunglasses and you will see the truth!!!

 

[rkymtnman]

Use the sunglasses and you will see the truth!!!

if not, beat up your buddy until he decides to wear them.

 

[kodak91]

why did u cut off the link / source from that article ? Show source

 

[V256.420]

if not, beat up your buddy until he decides to wear them.

Sometimes a man got to do what a man got to do. I wear mine proudly

 

[rkymtnman]

Sometimes a man got to do what a man got to do. I wear mine proudly

since this thread sux, you know how to make a good Sauerbraten by chance?

 

[V256.420]

since this thread sux, you know how to make a good Sauerbraten by chance?

Na, but I can make a killer pizza with 2 slices of bread, some sauce and fresh mozzarella

 

[hanimmal]

A year ago.

Isn't it weird how Bill Gates seems to have something to do with this pandemic, almost like he knows something that we all dont?

'Shut up conspiracy theorist'

But have you not seen how he has a patent filed for WO 2020 060606 for biometrically monitoring peoples body activity in order to award cryptocurrency? Do you not think thats sort of setting a stage for a form of cashless society and total enslavement of humanity ? Or find it weird how it could be interpreted as world order 2020 666 ..?

'Fact checkers said that patent title was a coincidence, and only a nut job thinks they are going to microchip people, shut up conspiracy theorist'

Today

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What does Bill Gates have to do with anything?

And no it is not surprising that someone with a ton of money and expertise (to waste on buying patents on a massive scale for anything and everything that they can think of that could be beneficial in some way that never pan out) would have a lot of patents.

I don't see what any of that has to do with that article, it doesn't even bring him up.

And Have you not seen these commercials? What do you think these things are basically doing?

It doesn't take a genius to think of random things that this could turn into, but it does take a lot of money to buy those patents.

why did u cut off the link / source from that article ? Show source

I looked it up by the author:
https://muckrack.com/terri-ann-williams/articles#!

Looks like it was a 'the-sun' tabloid article:
https://www.the-sun.com/news/2685444/pentagon-microchip-skin-detects-covid-before-symptoms/

 

[mooray]

Speaking of stupid conspiracy theories, I came across something from Goethe on eBay, then was reading about his IQ, which led me to Marilyn Savant, which led to me to Christopher Langan, which led me to the white genocide conspiracy theory. I swear it literally doesn't matter who you start with, there's always six degrees to something super crazy specifically from a white male.

 

[srh88]

I read the thread and OP is probably right. Bill gates is secretly a lizard person from Mars and needs to chip us so he knows where we are when it's time to feast

 

[rkymtnman]

I read the thread and OP is probably right. Bill gates is secretly a lizard person from Mars and needs to chip us so he knows where we are when it's time to feast

what if the chip is like a turkey plastic done-meter and it tells the lizard king when we are "perfectly ripened" and ready-to-eat?

 

[kodak91]

@puffdatchronic so your source was The Sun ?? LMAO

 

[srh88]

what if the chip is like a turkey plastic done-meter and it tells the lizard king when we are "perfectly ripened" and ready-to-eat?

Well it goes in your ass so I'd guess some kinds blue tooth thermo

 

[Grandpapy]

And if a microchip to detect and kill covid is a bs claim, then what else is it for, that they arent telling us right now, or until everyone has it. Thats where the conspiracy becomes apparent

So the govt. is paying Gates to put chips in us, that explains the shortage of chips for automobiles. Thanks!

 

[mooray]

Wouldn't the chips have to go in our butts for this to make any sense?

 

[srh88]

Wouldn't the chips have to go in our butts for this to make any sense?

Of course. Don't be dumb

 

[Hugo Phurst]

The chips are in Cheetos and you eat them and they lodge in your intestines, they're bio-powered....by you.

Trump had Putin kill Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so the GOP could stack the Supreme Court