Could have been worse you could have referred to it as a pants pocket, thanks!You're just as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Could have been worse you could have referred to it as a pants pocket, thanks!You're just as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Someone told me I was as useful as a dick on a dog.You're just as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
"Tits on a boar hog."useful as
The number of tits on a boar help determine the number of tits on it's offspring- the more tits a sow has the larger her litter is apt to be"Tits on a boar hog."
I’ve been told I was happy as a puppy with two peckers .Someone told me I was as useful as a dick on a dog.
"what does that mean?"
"figure it out, you idiot."
"That doesn't make sense"
"Thats because your an idiot"
Finally realized (just now) he was saying TICK on a dog.
I think...
"More horney than a two peckered billy goat."I’ve been told I was happy as a puppy with two peckers .
It's something called "genetics" as I understand it
I'm supposed to go tomorrow but I've already justified putting it off until Thursday.I was contemplating grocery shopping today, I think I'll put that off for when it cools into the 90's . Got the sprinkler set out under the peach tree, ground is just soaking it all up, peaches are about golfball sized. I have young zucchini on the older plants and plenty of green tomatoes, should be getting ripe soon with this heat.
hey, boar tits keep them from sliding in the mud...."Tits on a boar hog."
Holy heat wave!I was contemplating grocery shopping today, I think I'll put that off for when it cools into the 90's . Got the sprinkler set out under the peach tree, ground is just soaking it all up, peaches are about golfball sized. I have young zucchini on the older plants and plenty of green tomatoes, should be getting ripe soon with this heat.
milkweed? trying to attract butterflies?Road trip to go pick up my meds AND they are closed the first Wed of the month for "training". I knew that, just didn't dawn on me what day it is. Grabbed some beer on the way home.
Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
I was supposed to go today. I may go tomorrow. I have one fascia board left and it's the weirdly cut one I can't do because I'm not about to crawl on a motherfuckin' tile roof. So tomorrow could be an entire day at the circus. Either way the pharmacy and commissary await, sigh......Road trip to go pick up my meds AND they are closed the first Wed of the month for "training". I knew that, just didn't dawn on me what day it is. Grabbed some beer on the way home.
Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
That tile just might make a perfect sear....I was supposed to go today. I may go tomorrow. I have one fascia board left and it's the weirdly cut one I can't do because I'm not about to crawl on a motherfuckin' tile roof. So tomorrow could be an entire day at the circus. Either way the pharmacy and commissary await, sigh......
Trying to help out the Monarchs, they need all the help they can get.milkweed? trying to attract butterflies?
I'd eat that.