Longest You've Gone Without A Sexual Encounter

ThatGuyOverThere

ThatGuyOverThere

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~MoE~ said:
yea i agree with you here i havent dated/fucked for close to 4 yrs now i do miss the relathionship and the sex but girls just keep fucking me over and over so i just gave up on them completely :leaf:

but i gotta admit that i get so turned on over older girls in the 30 very early 40 does anyone think that weird or normal i'm 21 by the way
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Girls around here are either gold diggers, whores, or just immature. I love the older women but they always give me crap how they feel like they are taking advantage of me. Damnit woman!

puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:
wacking made you slow down? Shit when i started flogging the dolphin I was seeing how many i could bust out in a day! haha the record is 6 but damn that was strenuous :hump:
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Record for me is 10. After that the pain kinda ruined it... Once I hit 7 it starts to hurt. Feels like someone flicked you in the nuts. Not really painfull at first but after a few more. Yeah.
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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ThatGuyOverThere said:
Record for me is 10. After that the pain kinda ruined it... Once I hit 7 it starts to hurt. Feels like someone flicked you in the nuts. Not really painfull at first but after a few more. Yeah.
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Hahah yeah I mean after what 3 or 4 im basically out of cum ... I guess blood is next, but i never got that far lol....its been years since ive had more than 3 orgasms in a day but looking back i do remember pain once i got to 5 or 6. lol the good ole days of being 15
 
strangerdude562

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netpirate said:
the longest has been 3 and 1/2yrs!! ouch! but it was nothing a shower head and fingers couldn't help. ha
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hahaha, how I wish I was a shower head. Brings back memories, back in the day when I had roommates I accidentally walked in on my roomy(female) who was getting off with the shower head. So I saved that experience in my memory and used it to wack off later that night.
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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strangerdude562 said:
hahaha, how I wish I was a shower head. Brings back memories, back in the day when I had roommates I accidentally walked in on my roomy(female) who was getting off with the shower head. So I saved that experience in my memory and used it to wack off later that night.
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LMFAO...

That's one of those "looks like you could use an extra hand" moments :hump:

Trip:leaf:

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kingtrip

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strangerdude562 said:
Yeah I know, but since she lived with me I did not want to live with a fuck buddy, plus she had a boyfriend. It's all good.
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I know the feeling...

I had a roommate who was on that level where she could've been a fuck buddy, but I didn't wanna take it to that kinda place...that and she was playing 3 dudes at one time (2 of which who didn't know about eachother) so it was a little easier to keep it on a friend level.

Did I mention there was a 3 year old son caught in the middle of it all too? Damn, I guess it's pretty much black and white why I didn't mess around with her. Wasn't looking to become "Daddy" on ANY level

Trip:leaf:

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ThatGuyOverThere

ThatGuyOverThere

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kingtrip said:
she was playing 3 dudes at one time (2 of which who didn't know about eachother) so it was a little easier to keep it on a friend level.

Did I mention there was a 3 year old son caught in the middle of it all too? Damn, I guess it's pretty much black and white why I didn't mess around with her. Wasn't looking to become "Daddy" on ANY level
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ThatGuyOverThere said:
Girls around here are either gold diggers, whores, or just immature.
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I see I'm not alone!
 
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RooringTwenties

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I went 18 years for my streak. Since then longest break I've had is 4 months, but now I just had some yesterday before I left town for school again haha.
 
Big P

Big P

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i didnt lose my virginity till i was 18


hit it a couple times for a few weeks, then hit a 2 year dry spell



then slowly learned the ways of the woman and started to "smack it flip it rub it down oh no!!! the bitch is gonna do me"


now im married so its all down hill from here


problem is. Sex for me is like fun untill ive concoured it, then after a while it aint really fun no more

in need a new religion so to speak, but if I do that then the Mrs will get all pissed at me.

so now what? risk it to wet the biscuit?



you ever beat off and get that like empty feeling after you bust a nut?


I used to get it when I was still a virgin, by the time i was 18 before I got laid I had beat off so much by then that every time I got finished i got this horrible feeling of emptyness and well kinda of an unatural feeling, didnt feel good emotionally

anyway I finally got laid at 18 and the feeling went away


but now that ive been married a while and not really hitting it much, im starting to get that shitty feeling again after i beat off


anyone ever felt that?:mrgreen:



too much info?:mrgreen:
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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Big P said:
i didnt lose my virginity till i was 18


hit it a couple times for a few weeks, then hit a 2 year dry spell



then slowly learned the ways of the woman and started to "smack it flip it rub it down oh no!!! the bitch is gonna do me"


now im married so its all down hill from here


problem is. Sex for me is like fun untill ive concoured it, then after a while it aint really fun no more

in need a new religion so to speak, but if I do that then the Mrs will get all pissed at me.

so now what? risk it to wet the biscuit?



you ever beat off and get that like empty feeling after you bust a nut?


I used to get it when I was still a virgin, by the time i was 18 before I got laid I had beat off so much by then that every time I got finished i got this horrible feeling of emptyness and well kinda of an unatural feeling, didnt feel good emotionally

anyway I finally got laid at 18 and the feeling went away


but now that ive been married a while and not really hitting it much, im starting to get that shitty feeling again after i beat off


anyone ever felt that?:mrgreen:



too much info?:mrgreen:
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Not really too much info...trust me, my best friend has told me some god awful shit that he does with his wife...things that'll make you blush (or vomit...depending on how strong a stomach you have...I'd get him in this thread, but he has a very good reputation on this forum and wouldn't want him to sully that with his pro-verted stories...) So you rubbing one out or catching a nut with your wife, and still feeling unsatisfied is probably normal and not all that disturbing.

Maybe you should take up serial killing? I mean, I imagine that'd make you feel alive...right? J/K...I'm not an advocate of wrongful murders.

Trip:leaf:

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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Unfortunately for you, you shouldn't play without your wife's consent.Have you tried pocket pussies?Electricity?Divorce?:mrgreen:
Big P said:
i didnt lose my virginity till i was 18


hit it a couple times for a few weeks, then hit a 2 year dry spell



then slowly learned the ways of the woman and started to "smack it flip it rub it down oh no!!! the bitch is gonna do me"


now im married so its all down hill from here


problem is. Sex for me is like fun untill ive concoured it, then after a while it aint really fun no more

in need a new religion so to speak, but if I do that then the Mrs will get all pissed at me.

so now what? risk it to wet the biscuit?



you ever beat off and get that like empty feeling after you bust a nut?


I used to get it when I was still a virgin, by the time i was 18 before I got laid I had beat off so much by then that every time I got finished i got this horrible feeling of emptyness and well kinda of an unatural feeling, didnt feel good emotionally

anyway I finally got laid at 18 and the feeling went away


but now that ive been married a while and not really hitting it much, im starting to get that shitty feeling again after i beat off


anyone ever felt that?:mrgreen:



too much info?:mrgreen:
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kingtrip

kingtrip

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Nienna said:
I'll be hitting 5 years on December 14th at about 2:30 pm

F***ing sucks.
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Damn yo!

I mean I've got a relative date that would be close to the last time...but shit, you've got it down to an exact time.

My condolences

Trip:leaf:
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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So I started this thread rollin' towards my 7 month mark...

...today marks 8 months. (4/20/08 - it was a great day)

Needless to say, I'm in a bad f-in mood...

Trip:leaf:
 
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