Jeffislovinlife
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I hide from no oneBut now I know where you live…
I have back-up
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
- Thread starter Chiceh
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I have back-up
I comin for your marshmallows old man
Metasynth
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Just be careful with that personal info online. Not everyone is as harmless as I am…
Metasynth
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I can send you his location on google maps, but I want in. 60/40, I take 60%I comin for your marshmallows old man
You can have any chocolate I find in exchange for 70% split in my favor on the mallows.
Singlemalt
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.22 CCI Stingers, accept no substitutes
Metasynth
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You get his doggo, I get 90% of all confections pilfered during the conquest…
DarkWeb
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You don't like chocolate?
Metasynth
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I like that THAT is what you take away from our robbery planning…
Allergic! Makes me vomit and my throat tingle.
Woah woah, he gets to keep odin, and all of Odin's food. Can't take a man's dog after the last few days. But I think he might have a few cases of that monster energy we can sell.
Singlemalt
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Mmmm, how about you get 100% of marshmallows and I get 100% dark choco and 60% milk choco?
Metasynth
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Oh, I figured you’d have to…you know…dispose of any witnesses….
So I figured Odin would need a new home after the deed was done.
Too dark??
DarkWeb
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Yeah, it's chocolateI like that THAT is what you take away from our robbery planning…
Metasynth
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Also added to the database. Lol. Miss Rsawr? That IS going on your permanent record…
Aww but jeff is my favorite grumpy old man. You're right though... no witnesses.Oh, I figured you’d have to…you know…dispose of any witnesses….
So I figured Odin would need a new home after the deed was done.
Too dark??
candy is worth it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Aww man. I missed the chocolate heist organizational meeting.
I’m good; I’m at the head of the line for @Laughing Grass’s whisky leftovers.
Metasynth
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Sometimes I wish I had zero morals. I’d be a rich rich man…
Anyone else ever feel that way? Like it would be SOOOO easy to become a legit con artist and just rob people blind. But I mean, I couldn’t live with myself if I did it…
maybe if I was a sociopath, sure. But my moral compass is pretty strong.
Anyone know a lobotomist?
Penis
Anyone else ever feel that way? Like it would be SOOOO easy to become a legit con artist and just rob people blind. But I mean, I couldn’t live with myself if I did it…
maybe if I was a sociopath, sure. But my moral compass is pretty strong.
Anyone know a lobotomist?
Penis
Jeffislovinlife
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It's a potent first line vasoconstrictor, that's cheap, well-tolerated and readily available. I'm a fan.