The UK Growers Thread!

[zeddd]

never a wise move what with opinions to the power of 10 with some Internet legends.

Omfg, they keep telling me about a “commercial” grower they once knew as if they are channeling his wisdom, they are using a logical fallacy of appeal to authority to justify their actions. I asked them what’s the best weed they’ve smoked? Gg4, who grew it? Yes that’ll be me, so fucking listen to what I’m telling you.

there was a much worse couple I was growing shrooms at, they live in a posh village that’s always on telly cos it looks nice, they told their friends and neighbours what we were doing cos they thought it was cool. I was hopping, she had a big dose at a retreat I ran and was crying her eyes out cos the mushies told her she was a f big mouth, people.

 

[conor c]

never a wise move what with opinions to the power of 10 with some Internet legends.

Youtubes especially full of people saying there a master grower idc how good u are the minute u call yourself that i stop listening lol

 

[zeddd]

Youtubes especially full of people saying there a master grower idc how good u are the minute u call yourself that i stop listening lol

There are enough experts on this thread, some of the best out there, but who’s to know when you literally know nothing to start with, spray the cunts down with milk, boil roots, all sounds plausible (almost) if you know nothing

 

[conor c]

Omfg, they keep telling me about a “commercial” grower they once knew as if they are channeling his wisdom, they are using a logical fallacy of appeal to authority to justify their actions. I asked them what’s the best weed they’ve smoked? Gg4, who grew it? Yes that’ll be me, so fucking listen to what I’m telling you.

there was a much worse couple I was growing shrooms at, they live in a posh village that’s always on telly cos it looks nice, they told their friends and neighbours what we were doing cos they thought it was cool. I was hopping, she had a big dose at a retreat I ran and was crying her eyes out cos the mushies told her she was a f big mouth, people.

Thats kinda lovely ironic karma the mushrooms dont lie she should shut it just a shame it took that for her to see jesus man it disnae half sound like you have had to deal with some "special cases" for sure

 

[zeddd]

Thats kinda lovely ironic karma the mushrooms dont lie she should shut it just a shame it took that for her to see jesus man it disnae half sound like you have had to deal with some "special cases" for sure

She was telling us how pissed off she was with her Aga, it was blowing too much dust in her hair so I pointed at the starry sky and said, look at all the ufos they re tracking us, a good solid deflection when you’re tripping on 5g dry

 

[Mastergrow]

Youtubes especially full of people saying there a master grower idc how good u are the minute u call yourself that i stop listening lol

Lol, won't be listening to me then

 

[zeddd]

Lol, won't be listening to me then

There’s only one real Mastergrow

 

[Mastergrow]

There’s only one real Mastergrow

Lol, I'll take that

 

[Mastergrow]

Ain't it bout time u set up again zeddd? I'm nearly ther....... Light and a few plants and that me good to go

 

[zeddd]

Ain't it bout time u set up again zeddd? I'm nearly ther....... Light and a few plants and that me good to go

I had a bad motorcycle accident, unconscious in hospital so the po knocked on my door to give the good news to my mrs, 1 am knock knock POLICE!, needless to say she lost her enthusiasm for my projects so I had to outsource

 

[Leeski]

Ain't it bout time u set up again zeddd? I'm nearly ther....... Light and a few plants and that me good to go

Did you go with infinity fans ?

 

[Mastergrow]

I had a bad motorcycle accident, unconscious in hospital so the po knocked on my door to give the good news to my mrs, 1 am knock knock POLICE!, needless to say she lost her enthusiasm for my projects so I had to outsource

I'm sure she wasn't impressed m8 lol, shitting herself..... They didn't get nothing tho I hope?
I've waited too long now can't wait any longer

 

[Mastergrow]

Did you go with infinity fans ?

I did, got the controller too to see what it's like, haven't even unboxed anything yet tho

 

[zeddd]

I'm sure she wasn't impressed m8 lol, shitting herself..... They didn't get nothing tho I hope?
I've waited too long now can't wait any longer

No I had a fan speed controller and pro rhino so they missed it

 

[DST]

Youtubes especially full of people saying there a master grower idc how good u are the minute u call yourself that i stop listening lol

YouTube looks crazy, I swear clear unless I want to find a music video.

I asked them what’s the best weed they’ve smoked? Gg4, who grew it? Yes that’ll be me, so fucking listen to what I’m telling you.

they'll find some magic way of reducing the yield....people find it hard to listen I find.

 

[jondamon]

Did a little project tonight.

only had 1 germ out of the 2 I planted so possibly 1 plant scrog this time or I might clone it and run a few into the scrog not too sure yet.

planning this time on using around a 7Litre pot with many more frequent waterings etc.

Light is a @MarsHydrofactory FC3000.

Not too bad at the minute.

we’ll see though at flowering time as I’m used to a 400w HPS so if this does slightly less I’ll be happy running 100w less for similar yield etc.

 

[Ghettogrower187]

First pics mac1 2nd is glue and 3rd is a gmo lower the rest is still drying as she's an 11 weeker, led works great, smellycherry was lovely and purple but yielded shit and tasted even worse proper dog shit!

 

[Ghettogrower187]

This plant got too much light and went all dr grinspoon an my ass, its gmo smells amazing chem and cookies terps and very strong relaxing high

 

[Leeski]

Look dank mate shame about smellycherry she was a looker

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Look dank mate shame about smellycherry she was a looker

You win some you lose some ay, there was far too much leaf to bud ratio aswell was a nightmare to trim! Next round gonna be, bacio gelato, apple fritter,rhinestone og and blueberry vintage, 18 plants under 3 lights