It blows my fucking mind that half the country has opted to accept that crap as fact. What the hell happened. I don't recall people trotting the national enquirer out as a factual source growing up, we all knew it was that silly magazine at the grocery store that you laughed at the headlines. Just what the fuck.
Maybe that's where the weird Q shit about jfk came from. He and Elvis are out plowing alien chick's, doing space blow, prepping for the return of God King Donald. It's printed...gotta be real.