Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Paul Drake

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adding to my shitpile-o-weird, someone who I don’t really know that well tries to give me a $3500 electric moped the other day.

I argued with him about it until I finally got him to shut up by saying I’d “hold on to it for him till we don’t ride bikes together anymore”.

He swears no strings attached. I think he’s just happy to have a friend. But I told him he doesn’t need to buy my friendship and I’m not interested in presents or using him in any way.

He explains it like this. He was in a long time relationship, went through a tough breakup. Sold his house he had with her, and the sale just closed. He had some extra money, he already invested some, and he wanted to do something like this because he had the cash.

I still think he’s crazy. He actually bought two, and said wanted to give me one. I mean, I already have my own electric bike, which can more than keep up with his…but he insisted.

It’s really an awkward position to be in… I mean, I’m fairly hetero, but a $3500 electric moped is a $3500 electric moped

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