BarnBuster
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Kids say the darndest things...
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BodegaBud
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My friends Nephew was asked to describe what he did over summer vacation and being in something like 2nd or third grade he wrote about “ My first buzz. It felt weird and my head felt tingly.” He was describing his first buzz haircut. Well his mom was a hardcore hippy so when the teacher read it she about shit herself and called the parents in. Too funny
BodegaBud
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We arrived at the airport in Abu Dhabi in December. My son was 3 and a couple of months. He said to my wife. "Mummy, mummy, look at all the ghosts!"
I was once standing in line at Walmart and this was around the time one of the Star Wars movies came out. I noticed through my blurry long distance vision what appeared to be some promotional thing with a person in a Darth Vader costume and sword. So I’m wondering what’s the promotion but certain it had to do with Star Wars. Well as I was walking out and got closer I could see it was a lady in an all black burka ( head to toe) with this extreme bright neon broom that she was buying that looked like a lightsaber from a distance LOL
Coldnasty
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Lmao
tyler.durden
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My buddy Sam used to come over to visit me and my young boy. We would go into my office (now my grow room) to get high before we'd come out and make breakfast with my kid. My son would come up to the door and asked what we were doing, and if we were finished already. He'd always comment, 'smells like skunks in there...' Lol.I remember when my daughter was like 4 years old and my buddy and I were coming out of the bathroom which was the smoke spot at that point. She’s says I know what you’re doing in there, your smoke stuff. After that day the shed was the smoke spot lol. These days she’s in high school and wants to wear my bodhi seeds shirt to school.
lokie
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All of the adults in our "family" are stoners as well as most family friends and acquaintances.My granddaughter was told she wasn't allowed in the garage anymore by my wife. My granddaughter guessed it was because we are growing weed out there.
My Gkids grew up in a cloud.
neosapien
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I got a twofer… and a juicy one.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?"
You sneaky little bitch. looking in my sock drawer. "Yes, Yes it is." No sense in lying to a sneaky, intelligent 8 yr old at this point in the game.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?"
You sneaky little bitch. looking in my sock drawer. "Yes, Yes it is." No sense in lying to a sneaky, intelligent 8 yr old at this point in the game.
BarnBuster
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You mean this cute little sweetheart?I got a twofer… and a juicy one.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?"
CatHedral
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tossed under the BUStedI got a twofer… and a juicy one.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?"
neosapien
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Yep, that's the sneaky little bitch lol. Your webfu is strong. She'll be 9 in a month.
Hiphophippo
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My daughter when in preschool used to raise hell constantly well one day she gets home I’m waiting by the bus and she puts up her hand and says I’ll have a better one tomorrow it was just another bad day that was five years ago and she is still basically saying the same thing
neosapien
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Took the kid to taekwondo tonight. After she was done I explained how I sat in my truck waiting for her and watched some videos for a little bit. But then had to stop cuz it was hurting my eyes. So then I just sat and watched the people coming and going. And how that was called people watching. And she goes "no dad, I think that's called stalking". Lol
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buckaclark
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My girls were young and playing the accents,first it was jolly old England and the "spot of tea".Then I called out "Wales" and they commenced to make sounds like Whales ,lol
