We arrived at the airport in Abu Dhabi in December. My son was 3 and a couple of months. He said to my wife. "Mummy, mummy, look at all the ghosts!"
LmaoMy friends Nephew was asked to describe what he did over summer vacation and being in something like 2nd or third grade he wrote about “ My first buzz. It felt weird and my head felt tingly.” He was describing his first buzz haircut. Well his mom was a hardcore hippy so when the teacher read it she about shit herself and called the parents in. Too funny
My buddy Sam used to come over to visit me and my young boy. We would go into my office (now my grow room) to get high before we'd come out and make breakfast with my kid. My son would come up to the door and asked what we were doing, and if we were finished already. He'd always comment, 'smells like skunks in there...' Lol.I remember when my daughter was like 4 years old and my buddy and I were coming out of the bathroom which was the smoke spot at that point. She’s says I know what you’re doing in there, your smoke stuff. After that day the shed was the smoke spot lol. These days she’s in high school and wants to wear my bodhi seeds shirt to school.
All of the adults in our "family" are stoners as well as most family friends and acquaintances.My granddaughter was told she wasn't allowed in the garage anymore by my wife. My granddaughter guessed it was because we are growing weed out there.
You mean this cute little sweetheart?I got a twofer… and a juicy one.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?" You sneaky little bitch. looking in my sock drawer. "Yes, Yes it is." No sense in lying to a sneaky, intelligent 8 yr old at this point in the game.
tossed under the BUStedI got a twofer… and a juicy one.
My kid texted me the other day and said she was in the gym and that the bus was going to be real late (the exact circumstances of why I got her a phone) because a middle schooler got caught smoking "wheat" on the bus lol. I just said "OK". Then later when she got home she asked me "what wheat was?" So I says, "well it's a plant that can be used as a medicine like the covid shot or used as a drug like alcohol." Then she says "oh is that like the prescription in your sock drawer?" You sneaky little bitch. looking in my sock drawer. "Yes, Yes it is." No sense in lying to a sneaky, intelligent 8 yr old at this point in the game.
Yep, that's the sneaky little bitch lol. Your webfu is strong. She'll be 9 in a month.You mean this cute little sweetheart?
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