LOL.
The Mrs didn't have a clue either.
Luckily my grow timers are all managed by smart switches and adjusted when the time on my Home Server updated
I am smoking miscellaneous weed #1. Basically, my assistant muddled up all the labels when I potted them up, so all we know for sure is that it is weed. It could be Bubblegum XL, Blue Dream or Fat Banana, it's very nice. My assistant has subsequently been handed an imaginary P45.
In Veg I have a Sensi Amnesia, Big Bud, Killer Glue, North Thunderfuck and Honey n' Cream.
In flower I have some Big Bud, Sernsi Amnesia, Fat Banana, Happiness, Bruce Banner#3 and French Macaron.