This is pretty funny because I know what it's like to go through that Tribal initiation, having to suffer it for being a Catholic myself (and an altar boy/wine sucked) so technically, I am assured to go to hell.
No fucking doubt about it according to Scripture (thank God!)
Anyway, I'm sure all Catholics out there will get a laugh out of this, because we're talking a LOT of people that think they are Baptized & they're not.
A
Catholic priest has resigned after a church investigation found he performed invalid baptisms throughout most of his more than 20-year career, according to Bishop Thomas Olmsted of the Diocese of Phoenix.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
"The issue with using 'We' is that it is not the community that baptizes a person, rather, it is Christ, and Him alone, who presides at all of the sacraments, and so it is Christ Jesus who baptizes,"
The error also means that because baptism is the first of the sacraments, people will need to repeat other sacraments,
So, if someone had the misfortune of dying & you were Baptized by that priest, technically you can't enter Heaven & spend the rest of Eternity,
floating around aimlessly (sorta like a Ghost without a house)
And we all know God runs a tight ship, right?..................A little story about a Catholic Son having a conversation with God
Really? (asks the Son)
Yup (replies THE God)
Holy shit Batman, does that mean Pops (son asking) is floating around somewhere, never seeing Heaven, homeless & alone?
Yup (say's God)
Cool, says the son, now that cocksucker knows what it feels like.
Pops tossed him at 16
It could be true, right?
I mean JC walked on water/listened to the Grateful Dead/meant raised/resisted that whore Mary Magdalen, & the list goes on
You think I'm shitting you,/if you do, you don't know Catholics/they're freaks freaking out now, (a double freakout
) guaranteed.
Anyway, speaking of Jesus
Ok, it's in my mind now
Gotta play it