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DIY-HP-LED
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rkymtnman
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just caught this on yahoo:
You Betcha! this moron could have been 2nd in charge of the world at one point. scary.
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You Betcha! this moron could have been 2nd in charge of the world at one point. scary.
Sarah Palin’s Libel Suit Against New York Times Thrown Out by Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff rules that former Alaska governor failed to meet legal standard for libel
Jimdamick
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I have to put this somewhere, so I figure this is a good place.
I'm still laughing over this news.
Trump Organization's accounting firm says 10 years of financial statements are unreliable (msn.com)
Do you realize what this means?
It means that Trump is FUCKED!!!
His accountant said that for 10 years they were telling LIES to the IRS
For 10 YEARS!!!!
Ha Ha Ha !!!
I'm still laughing over this news.
Trump Organization's accounting firm says 10 years of financial statements are unreliable (msn.com)
Do you realize what this means?
It means that Trump is FUCKED!!!
His accountant said that for 10 years they were telling LIES to the IRS
For 10 YEARS!!!!
Ha Ha Ha !!!
DIY-HP-LED
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They are running from Trump like he's on fire while wearing a suicide bomb.I have to put this somewhere, so I figure this is a good place.
I'm still laughing over this news.
Trump Organization's accounting firm says 10 years of financial statements are unreliable (msn.com)
Do you realize what this means?
It means that Trump is FUCKED!!!
His accountant said that for 10 years they were telling LIES to the IRS
For 10 YEARS!!!!
Ha Ha Ha !!!
Metaphorically he is I suppose... When he blows up they don't want to get any of the gore and shit on themselves I suppose...Right about now short term credit must be hard for Trump to come by and he will need that for day to day operations and to keep things afloat. No sane accountant will work for him, so this tax season will be a bitch!
cannabineer
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He is being putin his place
DIY-HP-LED
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injinji
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I thought the whole point of the man bun is so you don't have to think about your hair.
DIY-HP-LED
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Jimdamick
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I just realized that this thread just had its 1-year Anniversary, and it IS the best thread on RIU, if I might say so myself.
At least it's my favorite, I always get a smile or two reading all the shit you guy's post.
I just want to say thanks to ya'll that helped to make this a place to go to when you feel like smiling.
Stay strong/Peace out
I love these guy's & it fits
At least it's my favorite, I always get a smile or two reading all the shit you guy's post.
I just want to say thanks to ya'll that helped to make this a place to go to when you feel like smiling.
Stay strong/Peace out
I love these guy's & it fits
Jimdamick
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Very good
Jimdamick
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She was a Godsend though.just caught this on yahoo:
You Betcha! this moron could have been 2nd in charge of the world at one point. scary.
Sarah Palin’s Libel Suit Against New York Times Thrown Out by Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff rules that former Alaska governor failed to meet legal standard for libel
With her on McCain's ticket, that boat was sunk before it left the dock.
That creature gave us Obama.
God works in mysterious ways, doesn't it
smokinrav
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"Gazpacho police"
Bwahahahahahahaha
www.theguardian.com
Bwahahahahahahaha
‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup
Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
www.theguardian.com
Jimdamick
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She didn't even know what Gazpacho was before that illiterate cunt misspoke."Gazpacho police"
Bwahahahahahahaha
‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup
Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
Normally if a person fucks up they correct themselves, right?
Not her, she just kept on jabbering.
Dumb bitch thought she was right
Jimdamick
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This is pretty funny because I know what it's like to go through that Tribal initiation, having to suffer it for being a Catholic myself (and an altar boy/wine sucked) so technically, I am assured to go to hell.
No fucking doubt about it according to Scripture (thank God!)
Anyway, I'm sure all Catholics out there will get a laugh out of this, because we're talking a LOT of people that think they are Baptized & they're not.
A Catholic priest has resigned after a church investigation found he performed invalid baptisms throughout most of his more than 20-year career, according to Bishop Thomas Olmsted of the Diocese of Phoenix.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
"The issue with using 'We' is that it is not the community that baptizes a person, rather, it is Christ, and Him alone, who presides at all of the sacraments, and so it is Christ Jesus who baptizes,"
The error also means that because baptism is the first of the sacraments, people will need to repeat other sacraments,
So, if someone had the misfortune of dying & you were Baptized by that priest, technically you can't enter Heaven & spend the rest of Eternity,
floating around aimlessly (sorta like a Ghost without a house)
And we all know God runs a tight ship, right?..................A little story about a Catholic Son having a conversation with God
Really? (asks the Son)
Yup (replies THE God)
Holy shit Batman, does that mean Pops (son asking) is floating around somewhere, never seeing Heaven, homeless & alone?
Yup (say's God)
Cool, says the son, now that cocksucker knows what it feels like.
Pops tossed him at 16
It could be true, right?
I mean JC walked on water/listened to the Grateful Dead/meant raised/resisted that whore Mary Magdalen, & the list goes on
You think I'm shitting you,/if you do, you don't know Catholics/they're freaks freaking out now, (a double freakout ) guaranteed.
Anyway, speaking of Jesus
Ok, it's in my mind now
Gotta play it
No fucking doubt about it according to Scripture (thank God!)
Anyway, I'm sure all Catholics out there will get a laugh out of this, because we're talking a LOT of people that think they are Baptized & they're not.
A Catholic priest has resigned after a church investigation found he performed invalid baptisms throughout most of his more than 20-year career, according to Bishop Thomas Olmsted of the Diocese of Phoenix.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
"The issue with using 'We' is that it is not the community that baptizes a person, rather, it is Christ, and Him alone, who presides at all of the sacraments, and so it is Christ Jesus who baptizes,"
The error also means that because baptism is the first of the sacraments, people will need to repeat other sacraments,
So, if someone had the misfortune of dying & you were Baptized by that priest, technically you can't enter Heaven & spend the rest of Eternity,
floating around aimlessly (sorta like a Ghost without a house)
And we all know God runs a tight ship, right?..................A little story about a Catholic Son having a conversation with God
Really? (asks the Son)
Yup (replies THE God)
Holy shit Batman, does that mean Pops (son asking) is floating around somewhere, never seeing Heaven, homeless & alone?
Yup (say's God)
Cool, says the son, now that cocksucker knows what it feels like.
Pops tossed him at 16
It could be true, right?
I mean JC walked on water/listened to the Grateful Dead/meant raised/resisted that whore Mary Magdalen, & the list goes on
You think I'm shitting you,/if you do, you don't know Catholics/they're freaks freaking out now, (a double freakout
) guaranteed.Anyway, speaking of Jesus
Ok, it's in my mind now
Gotta play it
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injinji
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A product of gov't schools."Gazpacho police"
Bwahahahahahahaha
‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup
Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
injinji
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All those souls will be mad as. . . . well, hell for going to hell over a typo.This is pretty funny because I know what it's like to go through that Tribal initiation, having to suffer it for being a Catholic myself (and an altar boy/wine sucked) so technically, I am assured to go to hell.
No fucking doubt about it according to Scripture (thank God!)
Anyway, I'm sure all Catholics out there will get a laugh out of this, because we're talking a LOT of people that think they are Baptized & they're not.
A Catholic priest has resigned after a church investigation found he performed invalid baptisms throughout most of his more than 20-year career, according to Bishop Thomas Olmsted of the Diocese of Phoenix.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
Father Andres Arango, who performed thousands of baptisms, would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." But Olmsted explained the words "We baptize" should have been "I baptize" instead.
"The issue with using 'We' is that it is not the community that baptizes a person, rather, it is Christ, and Him alone, who presides at all of the sacraments, and so it is Christ Jesus who baptizes,"
The error also means that because baptism is the first of the sacraments, people will need to repeat other sacraments,
So, if someone had the misfortune of dying & you were Baptized by that priest, technically you can't enter Heaven & spend the rest of Eternity,
floating around aimlessly (sorta like a Ghost without a house)
And we all know God runs a tight ship, right?..................A little story about a Catholic Son having a conversation with God
Really? (asks the Son)
Yup (replies THE God)
Holy shit Batman, does that mean Pops (son asking) is floating around somewhere, never seeing Heaven, homeless & alone?
Yup (say's God)
Cool, says the son, now that cocksucker knows what it feels like.
Pops tossed him at 16
It could be true, right?
I mean JC walked on water/listened to the Grateful Dead/meant raised/resisted that whore Mary Magdalen, & the list goes on
You think I'm shitting you,/if you do, you don't know Catholics/they're freaks freaking out now, (a double freakout
Anyway, speaking of Jesus
Ok, it's in my mind now
Gotta play it
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