There is a racoon stuck in my bong, what can I do?

neosapien

neosapien

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Thats cool they you guys kept them as pets. That's sweet. But I fucking hate every raccoon I've ever met. Ripping my soffit off and making themselves at home. Fucking nature's squatters. They're allowed to live in nature. But when they start destroying my property they do not get to live. It's actually the law here. You're not allowed to relocate. You must euthanize.
 
Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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neosapien said:
Thats cool they you guys kept them as pets. That's sweet. But I fucking hate every raccoon I've ever met. Ripping my soffit off and making themselves at home. Fucking nature's squatters. They're allowed to live in nature. But when they start destroying my property they do not get to live. It's actually the law here. You're not allowed to relocate. You must euthanize.
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raratt

raratt

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I almost wrecked my motorcycle one early morning when I was heading to the Quick Mart after spending the evening at the bar and a racoon family was crossing the road. Mom, dad, and all the kids were in a line crossing the road. This was in the mountains so I didn't see them until I rounded the corner. :shock: Brakes, gears, more brakes, got stopped about 6 feet from them. Mom and dad gave me the evil eye and continued crossing the road. I finally got the seat out of my asshole when they left the road...
 
manfredo

manfredo

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I have one that was pulling the grease trap out of my gas grill and eating the grease every time I would use it....Well apparently it had enough grease in it he decided to take it home for a snack later....I have looked all over and it no where to be found. I'm going to have to get creative with a new grease trap.
 
bam0813

bam0813

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Lol I know what you mean we got some nasty home wrecking attic dwellers around too and agree they need to be evicted . The relocation laws are because your potentially relocating diseases and life isn’t Bambi . Animals are very territorial and usually not a great invite from the locals.
 
bam0813

bam0813

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manfredo said:
I have one that was pulling the grease trap out of my gas grill and eating the grease every time I would use it....Well apparently it had enough grease in it he decided to take it home for a snack later....I have looked all over and it no where to be found. I'm going to have to get creative with a new grease trap.
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We end up wiring coffee cans on them. Not effective on bruins
 
Unga Bunga

Unga Bunga

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I know not how to get rid of a coon in your bong , but I do have a story...

Years ago a friend found a little baby and took him home . Cute little fella , then he grew up to 40+ lbs .

Never EVER get a big fat coon high and leave him alone in the house . Old fatty got the munchies and went foraging . Found a tube of Bengay ointment and had a taste . Damn near wrecked the house....:eyesmoke:
 
FirstCavApache64

FirstCavApache64

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bam0813 said:
We end up wiring coffee cans on them. Not effective on bruins
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A rat trap covered in bacon grease will cure that habit quick. I had the same problem and got sick of ordering 12 dollar replacement pans so I set a rat trap, not a mouse trap, out in the same spot roughly and covered the bait bar in bacon grease. Didn't have any problems for 6 months after that trap got sprung. I'm guessing it taught him a painful lesson on his snout or his fingers. I just bait the trap with some of the grease when I'm done cooking and unless a bear comes by I'm good. Bears don't seem to mind the rat trap for some reason, maybe it's because they drag the entire grill down into the woods off the deck....oh yeah that's it :mrgreen:
 
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