7CardBud
Well-Known Member
It's new relationship time, you just started growing and you want to give your babies all the love they deserve. Time and money is of no object. You buy every high end gimmicky thing you think they need to flourish.....Enyzyme Boost(aka Cespool Treatment), Hardon Bud Blaster and a bottle of unicorn tears for good measure. You watch and fret over every blemish, every leaf is precious, one small bottom branch breaks and your there with chopsticks and tape fixing her.
.....then, after some time you realize they aren't little trust fund babies who are needy as hell, they are ghetto chicks who you can treat with very little respect and they will still give you what you want. You don't need to layer your soil perfectly with a teaspoon when repotting. You can chuck her in a pot dump soil over her then rip off all the lower leaves, chew them up and spit them into the soil and it's all good. She will take the abuse and still be ready for more. She has spider mites? No way are you gonna take time on her with a Qtip and some soap and gently clean each of her leaves with TLC. You're gonna get a pressure sprayer blast those filthy leaves, shredding a fair amount of them in the process. A little bitch smack here and there keeps her in line and she will thank you for it and still do her job for you without any resentment.
I was probably in about year 3 when I took back a good chunk of time for other things in my life and just gave these bitches just enough to produce what I need.
.....then, after some time you realize they aren't little trust fund babies who are needy as hell, they are ghetto chicks who you can treat with very little respect and they will still give you what you want. You don't need to layer your soil perfectly with a teaspoon when repotting. You can chuck her in a pot dump soil over her then rip off all the lower leaves, chew them up and spit them into the soil and it's all good. She will take the abuse and still be ready for more. She has spider mites? No way are you gonna take time on her with a Qtip and some soap and gently clean each of her leaves with TLC. You're gonna get a pressure sprayer blast those filthy leaves, shredding a fair amount of them in the process. A little bitch smack here and there keeps her in line and she will thank you for it and still do her job for you without any resentment.
I was probably in about year 3 when I took back a good chunk of time for other things in my life and just gave these bitches just enough to produce what I need.