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Bareback

Bareback

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StonedGardener said:
The stainless steel , ice-cold , very long probe being inserted to that nasty little hole
of course ! Could of used a little better lube ........the nurse just spit on my a-hole.
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I’m a little jealous, the nurse didn’t spit on my a-hole . That would have been the high light of the whole thing. The worst part for me was drinking that stuff and not eating everything for 24hrs .
 
manfredo

manfredo

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Versed is the drug they give you during a colonoscopy, so you can't remember what happened, usually with Fentanyl these days for pain. I think I have had 3 over the years. First one was by far the worst. They didn't give me enough drugs but I was paralyzed and couldn't talk, or scream like I wanted too, and I could feel everything, like they were running a knife through my bowels. Apparently a lot of people complained hence the Fentanyl now.

Yeah the prep is a real treat, lol.

Vaseline is your friend. :p
 
StonedGardener

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I've been caring for our 1yr old Basset's 24-7 for 10 days..........love em to death but..
Shit-fuck....I'm so fucking tired......got one more week before my savior returns from
Florida ( she's assisting a terminal aunt ) .Any the fuck way.....just satdown , gonna get f-ed the Hell up ! I'm restoring some very old croquet mallets that I dug otta the dirt under ancient collaped shit-shack ( misplaced one of the heads). I've never seen a mallet that gives player option of striking ball with a wooden face or rubber ( real rubber , f'ing thick rubber. I'm a very exciting guy these days ! I just hate to see that old craftsmanship end like that ! I like sanding by hand , it's more " intimate "....the soft sound and feel , plus it's great for your wrists and forearms. Can't believe how tempered I've become over the years....use to be one wild child ...
Just don’t got the juice ( or desire) to repeat that f'ing journey ! Also found a nice fossil .
 

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StonedGardener

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StonedGardener said:
Just witnessed some " mammatus" cloud formations , 1st time ever....awesome.
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Thanks so much for the " nod " ! Walking down that old road ( of course , fucked-the-Hell- up ) at every twighlight then this event , a big WTF out of left-field , was quite a rush. F'ing nature ( Mother ) in my eyes seems to do " it " the best ( an understatement) . Thanks Shnkrmn and the other 8 . Great to hear from you Tyler and Doc , I hope life isn't f'ing with ya !
 
StonedGardener

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StonedGardener said:
Just witnessed some " mammatus" cloud formations , 1st time ever....awesome.
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Thanks for the " nod " ya stoner dudes.....Shnkmm, 8 others and Tyler and Doc ( haven't seen you two much...a pleasure ,.I must be zigging when you're zagging ).... yea , brained toasted , my daily twighlight walk looking for " Mother " to show off....she did....
A WTF out of " left field " ! Quite the rush...surreal.
 
StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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lokie said:
Is there any backgroud information you wish to share? Or could it be I have missed something here.
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Hey lokie , ya stoner dude , you know the old adage.....I'm banging it up a hair
" Don't fuck with my cubs ".......I think a universal reaction from a shit load of animals ! I'm the sweetest guy in the world ( probably not ) , but do not mess
with my f'ing tribe .......or...you'll get a hole in your ass for starters !
 
StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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StonedGardener said:
You ain't no wallflower....love it......those f'ing things are SO MUCH F'ING FUN !
so magical and f'ing transcental! ! The " blue foot " and " dung lovers ( horseshit) are naturally bountiful in my area. So much fun !
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( misspelled transcendental....I hate that ) ...........anyway.......ya got my appetite whetted for some " get me the fuck otta this place " this thresher that
some asshole tossed us into.......I always thought the best part , the ultimate rush from them comes after ya eat at least and ounce then projectile vomit
like a wide-open fire hydrant ! I walked by Jesus one night in the hallway ( and I'm a hardcore atheist) just after emerging out of a light socket ( fuck of a ride in there ) .
 
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