1000 Things to do while stoned

[mastakoosh]

1422. walk by and pick up my socks off the floor, that the dog thinks is so funny to run around and tear up. then smack him with said socks while he is sleeping to be an asshole. startle innocent dog out of his slumber with sock weapon. laugh at him and step on his sharp ass raggedy nylabone and think ouch that fuckin hurt. go sit down and laugh about irony. look down 5 minutes later and see my toe bleeding and learn a life lesson. being an assshole wil be returned ten fold lol.

 

[VansStoner1748]

1422. walk by and pick up my socks off the floor, that the dog thinks is so funny to run around and tear up. then smack him with said socks while he is sleeping to be an asshole. startle innocent dog out of his slumber with sock weapon. laugh at him and step on his sharp ass raggedy nylabone and think ouch that fuckin hurt. go sit down and laugh about irony. look down 5 minutes later and see my toe bleeding and learn a life lesson. being an assshole wil be returned ten fold lol.

bahahahahaha

 

[mastakoosh]

bahahahahaha

haha karma is a motherfucker.

 

[Bangers999]

1423 AHHhhh KCUF TI

 

[RooringTwenties]

1424: wash my car
1425: take a "nap"
1426: go buy more weed!

 

[FluffyToke]

1427. imagine better shit
1428. destroy fear of being creative
1429. draw a comic

 

[7cotton7]

329. eat pussy
330. fuck pussy
331. give a pearl neckolace
332.pack the bong
333. loose the bong
334. sleep
335. just chill

 

[Zerotilt]

1430. eat pussy
1431. fuck pussy
1432. give a pearl neckolace
1433.pack the bong
1434. loose the bong
1435. sleep
1436. just chill

Not sure where you got your numbers from 7cotton7, went ahead and corrected it for you.

 

[7cotton7]

yea i noticed that. oops my bad.

 

[spakdacrip808]

smoke
eat
fuck
surf
big beach
water the plants
laugh

 

[Zerotilt]

yea i noticed that. oops my bad.

It's all good dude.

 

[d@w$y]

1437. start a revolution

 

[Bangers999]

1438 wake up my lazy weed smoking ass, look in the mirror and say out loud, (there is a man)

 

[rustybud]

1439. be the revolution....

 

[Bangers999]

1440 Take the fish for a walk
1441 put the croc out for the night
1442 dee fle the turtle
1443 dance with a panda
1445 shave my ears
1446 ask myself why i shaved my ears
1447 drink strange flavor juice (question stone)
1448 stone seems ok (it was just me)
1449 see small robin type bird outside (gets my attention)
1450 time has past more weed soon on the menu

 

[Bangers999]

missed out 1444 no way my life is over that was my lucky number, (goodbye) LOL LOL LOL

 

[motoracer110]

1451. answer other peoples phones
1452. eat some Cheetos
1453. eat some bbq spare ribs and wash that down with a nice cold Budweiser

 

[JGkcu]

1454- smoke some more!
1455- scream your loudest and get you high friends to join in
1456- make crazy animal calls with friends
1457- bust a flow yo
1458- relax and forget all worries

 

[d@w$y]

1458. float ur boat througt a sea of wipeouts

 

[rustybud]

1459. get your granny to watch 2 girls 1 cup..