how to sneak weed through an airport.. onto a plane and to my destination.?

M47H13U

Active Member
easy to bring on a plane if flying domestic, never try international.

The method which has worked 10/10 times is:

small thin baggies sewn into a mesh bathing suite worn under neath some baggy pants. even if you get patted, you'll be fine.

Have you ever had a 'sniffer dog' sniff you before getting on a plane? I have never come close to a dog before and been on hundreds of flights.
good point lol
ppl just get paranoid b4 doing it just relax and dont think about it
 

coll

Well-Known Member
im sure he made it, here's why.

A. how many police dogs do you see in airports?

B. they arent generally for drugs, they are for bombs.

You see a police dog is trained as a partner and protector first, then secondly given a secondary skill, it may be trained to find dope, or maybe marijuana, or maybe meth, but not all types of drugs. They may be trained to find nitro based explosives, or maybe composites but not all types of explosive materials. A working dog as they are called are trained in a very narrow scope because they get confused easily and become none viable in theatre.


edited for retarded spelling.
 

mindphuk

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People that try to cover the smell of weed from dogs by using coffee and other substances would be out of luck if dog trained to sniff marijuana was present. Masking substances just won't work on a properly trained dog. The sense of smell of a dog is so specific, they will just say, "hey, I smell coffee, I smell plastic, hey there's marijuana!" (they alert because they think it's their favorite toy/ball. That's how their trained). Drug dogs have found weed inside sealed plastic, inside a full gas tank. If the odor can permeate through the gasoline and the outside of the gas tank and, don't think that coffee or anything else will work.
When you put weed in a bag, then touch the outside of the bag, you will transfer some microscopic material, with the odor to the outside of the bag.
After you put it in a bag, put on some latex gloves and then drop the bag into an open vacuum pack. Remove the gloves before handling the new outer bag, then seal it. The odor will permeate through the outside of the bag eventually (even glass has microscopic pores that allow odor to permeate through), but it does take some time and the smaller the microscopic holes, like in the vacuum sealed bags (regular baggies are very permeable), the longer it takes.
If you do this just before you leave for the airport, there won't be enough time for the odor to permeate the outer bag and even if they happen to have a marijuana trained dog around (most are trained to smell bomb material) they shouldn't alert. It seems like a lot of work, but if you're really paranoid, it will help.

You can do the same for shipping too. DHL is the current shipper of choice due to their lax security and disorganization.
 

vanslyke

Well-Known Member
well i fly within canada all the time with weed. usually either just roll it in a couple bags and put that in a pair of rolled up socks then put that in a pant leg of a pair of folded up jeans. done it prolly 8 times. but again, that's within canada.
 

420Blunt's

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i smoke shit tons before i fly and have walked past dogs at the airport.

me and several friends have taken weed on planes. 2 ways we've done it.

1. put a small amount in an altoids can and when they scan it in the xrays they cant see in cause its metal and they dont open it to check it.

2. check your bags and go get a "durex" jock itch spray can from a head shop and put as much as you can fit in there and put it in your suit case. make sure you check it.

my buddy did the durex one the first time and his bag even got the NSA 'we searched your bag' notice and still had all the weed in the durex can. i mean its not like they really wanna mess with your jock itch spray.
 

Picasso345

Well-Known Member
im sure he made it, here's why.

A. how many police dogs do you see in airports?

B. they arent generally for drugs, they are for bombs.

You see a police dog is trained as a partner and protector first, then secondly given a secondary skill, it may be trained to find dope, or maybe marijuana, or maybe meth, but not all types of drugs. They may be trained to find nitro based explosives, or maybe composites but not all types of explosive materials. A working dog as they are called are trained in a very narrow scope because they get confused easily and become none viable in theatre.


edited for retarded spelling.
The problem is that there are no bombs in the airports. Zero. When have you ever heard of a bomb in a airport? Those dogs would never find anything. NEVER. Well there was that nut with something in his shoe, but that was England. The TSA occasionally claims to have found a "suspected" pipe bomb, but it always turns out to be nothing.

Don't kid yourself. Dogs are there for drugs. Lots of drugs at airports, but bombs? Not so much.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
I was just asking,
See so you've seen people get caught on domestic flights for weed?
well maybe I'm just lucky, like many others on here too.

You pay a minimum $10 to ship a quarter, when you can just put it in ya pocket and be on your merry way,

but to each his own.
10 dollars and a few minutes of your time isnt worth knowing that you almost completely eliminated the chance of going to jail or prison? Is saving that 10 bucks really worth risking time in jail or prison? thats crazy man but like you said....to each his own.

I sure as fuck know id pay 10 bucks to get it shipped rather than bein all sketch in an airport risking my ass.

Of course people have been busted on domestic flights with drugs dont be so niave.
 

coll

Well-Known Member
The problem is that there are no bombs in the airports. Zero. When have you ever heard of a bomb in a airport? Those dogs would never find anything. NEVER. Well there was that nut with something in his shoe, but that was England. The TSA occasionally claims to have found a "suspected" pipe bomb, but it always turns out to be nothing.

Don't kid yourself. Dogs are there for drugs. Lots of drugs at airports, but bombs? Not so much.
very true but there number one priority is passenger safety. bombs would be what they are looking for more than anything. why would some weed inflict airline safety? no really i wish i could ask someone who makes that decision that question.
 

Wackytabcky

Active Member
FYI mailing makes it a FEDERAL crime since you are involving the postal system... unless you use FEDEX or something but then they can track you.
 

CCCP916

Member
I fly to Cabo San Lucas for vacation every winter. Last year went to dispensary bought bunch of pre-rolls, and pack of Marlboros. Used razor to carefully/discreetly open the cellophane wrapper threw cigs in trash and replaced with pre-rolls. Replaced the cellophane and stuffed it in my (check-in ) luggage. When got to Mexico, waltzed right past customs and K-9's, hailed a cab and enjoyed my week in paradise. Presumably hash even easier to sneak. I must note however that I'm retarded and should be ignored.

p.s. The buy when you get there method wasn't for me because Mexican weed is DOGSHIT.
 
I smuggled some weed to Jamacia about 4 years ago. I just put it in my underware and made it passed the x-rays then I saw a guy with a dog just watching things. I did not have to get very close to the dog, just kept my cool and walked over to the smoke room, no problems. They didn't search us when we got to Jamacia, so I didn't have any problems getting through customs. But I soon realized I didn't have to go through the trouble I went to. I was offered weed at a gas station on our way to the hotel. I was offered some more from the guy carrying our luggage. So if you ever go to Jamacia, don't bother bringing any along.
 

Bad Karma

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Tape a baggy of weed under your left nut, Joey Diaz style!
(around the 3:00 minute mark he starts telling the story)

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