TCH
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Also Belle. Lol. I love when she will try to discreetly army crawl her 70-80lb ass up onto the couch right in front of you and then lay her head on her lap.Does gently and creepily crawling up into your lap count as jumping? The number of times I have told tango to go lay down, and 5 minutes later I am scratching her neck is in the dozens per day
And she does it to strangers too..
The other approach is to jump up there like a toddler on a mountain dew and meth bender do one or two tap dances on your nuts (or not for the ladies) turn around a couple times and pausing with her butthole directly eye level each time (I think so you know that she's actually the boss) and then plopping down with her stupid dog elbows right in the meat of your legs if you're sitting or in the gut if you're laying down. It's all so fun. Hahaha