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[Metasynth]

I lived in Paradise Ca until it burned down lol. Was def some tweakers there. But mostly they were in the surrounding towns that also burned down.














Oh yeah




















Penis!

Penis indeed, my dude, penis indeed.

 

[BarnBuster]

US comes up short

HARD TRUTHS: Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds

The study had one caveat: The results come from self-reported data.

torontosun.com

 

[raratt]

US comes up short

HARD TRUTHS: Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds

The study had one caveat: The results come from self-reported data.

torontosun.com

Fake news, biased towards Canucks.

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

What a joke .one thing is for sure . The USA has a serious problem with Canadian Geese taking over. In Oakland Cali the they have to confiscate the geese eggs to help minimize the overpopulation. Where I am at as well. They are loud , obnoxious and shit everywhere. They honk at 2 am in the morning waking me up.

 

[DarkWeb]

What a joke .one thing is for sure . The USA has a serious problem with Canadian Geese taking over. In Oakland Cali the they have to confiscate the geese eggs to help minimize the overpopulation. Where I am at as well. They are loud , obnoxious and shit everywhere. They honk at 2 am in the morning waking me up.

They're here too! I'd love a place on a lake but......shit....shit everywhere.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'd send you a pic but I'd have to rent an electron microscope first.

 

[raratt]

I'm hung like a bull mouse.

 

[raratt]

They're here too! I'd love a place on a lake but......shit....shit everywhere.

The ones we have aren't local's mostly. There are some that stay all year by the lake, but the rest head home in the spring to mate.

 

[Aeroknow]

What a joke .one thing is for sure . The USA has a serious problem with Canadian Geese taking over. In Oakland Cali the they have to confiscate the geese eggs to help minimize the overpopulation. Where I am at as well. They are loud , obnoxious and shit everywhere. They honk at 2 am in the morning waking me up.

Did you know a single Canada goose produces 2 to 3 pounds of feces per day, which means thousands of pounds of poop for residents to deal with each year.

Huell Howser did a show on viewing the canada goose around Lodi Ca. it was cool just like every other Californias Gold episode was. God I miss that show. RIP Huell.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I have flocks of Canadian honkers flying right down my street just above the lightpoles

I could probably get one with an arrow

 

[BarnBuster]

It's Official: Men With Small Penises Have Higher IQs, Global Study Reveals

Day = made.

www.dmarge.com

Everyone says BB is a real dumb ass. j/s

 

[raratt]

My penis is a dick.

 

[Fallguy111]

My penis is a dick.

Same. You’d be a dick too if you spent all day every day hanging out with an asshole.

 

[Metasynth]

Okay okay…who bumped my penis?

thread. Who bumped my penis thread?

Also, inbox is open for business if you want me to heterosexually rate your wiener.

 

[Metasynth]

@wakeNbaker46

Told you I was the resident dick pic collector…

 

[raratt]

 

[wakeNbaker46]

@wakeNbaker46

Told you I was the resident dick pic collector…

i never once doubted you.

 

[Tvanmunhen]

Be nice it's cold weather penis....

 

[ProPheT 216]

 

[Sativied]

What a gem of a thread, props to whoever bumped it.

There we go.....please un-zip the file.

Legit crying of laughter here...