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Stiickygreen

Stiickygreen

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A sheriff walks up and knocks on your door.

Let's see...there must be a joke in here somewhere. Heehee.

Remember the abandoned RV I talked about? I finally got pissed and tired of the lip service I was getting on the phone and wrote the County a letter about it. It seems there's a law on the books that deals with such shat...so I leaned on that law in my letter and basically said...now ya GOTTA fuckin DO SOMETHING.

That brought the Sheriff to the house to talk...100 ft away from my girls. Thankfully the wind was in my favor and all of those sunflowers obscur the view....heehee...so whew....yeah...whew. I dunno if they GAF that I'm over legal counts...but I kinda don't wanna find out. :D:rolleyes::blsmoke:

But the RV is gonna go bye-bye...eventually...once they unwrap all of the governmental red tape surrounding it. Yup...the squeaky wheel gets the grease!
 
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raratt

raratt

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Stiickygreen said:
wrote the County a letter about it
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I have found that local governments will react to something written, whether an email or snail mail, better than talking to someone. By doing that you are putting something into the public record that can't be denied. I did the same when I was dealing with the city council about their plan to charge me twice for an indoor grow permit. They were trying to say there was a charge over and above what it cost for a building inspection for the new grow room. Those inspections were supposed to happen semiannually because stoners always steal power (my words not theirs). I found a state reference that required the city to only charge what they paid the inspector. I got a check within the next week.
Mornin.
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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SouthFloridaGenetics said:
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Best cup of coffee I ever had was at the end of a 3 day camping festival, dude made a Cafe con leche, with a dab of sass over the rim of the cup, in one of those pipe-cup mugs. He called it the Cafe con MDMA, with a hit. Caffeinated through the roof, rollin' face and a damned tasty sativa bowl. That man was a God.

I miss music festivals.
 
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Slv653

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I had some branches drying too slow, and others too fast. Thought I'd throw them in a bag together and let them figure it out. Jars are nowhere to be found because it's canning season for the Mormons and the Amish around here. Damn Esther's and Ethel's, maybe even the Eunice's. 20240919_113507.jpg
 
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Stiickygreen

Stiickygreen

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Slv653 said:
I had some branches drying too slow, and others too fast. Thought I'd throw them in a bag together and let them figure it out.
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Yeah...before the weather breaks/cools it can be a challenge to not dry 'em >too fast<...especially this season w/record warmth. Looks like we need to get us some old fridges and make those newfangled drying contraptions out of 'em. :D "Some" being key...LOL. Dat ain't no tent grow! Wahhawahhh.

Yikes @raratt on the fees to license/etc. I did the MMJ gig for over 10 years...and had "patients"...but once they started wanting to get too far into my shit/do inspections/KNOW WHERE YOUR GROW WAS I let the cards go and just said >fuck it<. I'd already had the cops at my home a few times for marijuana related incidents (ahhhh...kids) and was on the po-po's computer as a "don't waste your time here...they are legal MMJ patients" . LOL.

Do they do a yearly/etc inspection/count yer plants/etc?etc? ...or is it just about paying the fookers a fee? That's MMJ here. It's a way in to nix the 20% taxes on purchases and only pay 3% state tax...and an in to sourcing stronger edibles/etc. Thankfully personal grows here aren't moderated/licensed/etc.etc.
 
raratt

raratt

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Stiickygreen said:
Do they do a yearly/etc inspection/count yer plants/etc?etc? ...or is it just about paying the fookers a fee? That's MMJ here. It's a way in to nix the 20% taxes on purchases and only pay 3% state tax...and an in to sourcing stronger edibles/etc. Thankfully personal grows here aren't moderated/licensed/etc.etc.
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They were more worried about unsafe electrical modifications, the inspections were from a building inspector. I got the ball rolling just to establish the first permitted grow in my city after legalization. The county doesn't require any type of inspections other than if you are building a new room. They didn't send anyone out the second year to inspect and I didn't tell them because it isn't my job to do theirs. I only had the permit for the two years of the initial payment. Indoor growing is required to prevent rippers from getting shot in the fall.
 
TCH

TCH

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shnkrmn said:
A pirate walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Did you know you have a ship's wheel sticking out the front of your trousers?"

The pirate replies, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Good morning. Big day of cloning and harvesting and general plant tomfoolery. And talking like a pirate, yes. May your day be filled with treasure, aaarh.
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One of my favorite jokes of all time. It still makes me giggle. Also. I can't believe I forgot about International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
 
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