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tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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tipsgnob said:
remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...
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they were driving?
 
diemdepyro

diemdepyro

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tipsgnob said:
remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...
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Funniest Lorena Bobbit Joke........LMAO
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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diemdepyro said:
Looks like my last son in laws family reunion:)The wife can't see good and she is giving me one hell of a dirty look:)
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looks like my family reunion........lmao j/k.:o

he makes some damn good cheeseburgers......[/quote] damn straight he does. he is also a mustard tiger.:shock:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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No.That's the cop who found it and put it in the ziplock bag.




Speaking of that?Anyone know that man's name?Why didn't he get a medal?He violated the straight guy code that says you can never touch another man's dick, even if it IS lying in a puddle of blood and motor oil and the guy who owns it is on the way to the hospital.....
diemdepyro said:
Funniest Lorena Bobbit Joke........LMAO
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EDIT: And how big of a prick must you be if some quiet little mexican housewife decides to CUT OFF THE LITTLE ONE!
 
tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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Stoney McFried said:
No.That's the cop who found it and put it in the ziplock bag.




Speaking of that?Anyone know that mand's name?Why didn't he get a medal?He violated the straight guy code that says you can never touch another man's dick, even if it IS lying in a puddle of blood and motor oil and the guy who owns it is on the way to the hospital.....
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nooo...if you have on 2 pairs of rubber gloves...you could pick up a cut off dick....
 
tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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Stoney McFried said:
When did they add that in?Is that under "you also must keep your dicks at least three feet apart to avoid ball collision when giving another man a hug." Should this rule be violated, your two options are:
1.Suicide.
2.Full on homosexual sex.
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how do you know whats in the rulebook woman??
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Uh huh.Doesn't matter if they did, cuz I can read your minds, boys!MUAHAHAHA!


*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.Stoney Mcfried is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any lying.Use Stoney at your own risk.Side effects may include bruised skin, a kicked ass,purple nurples,and chafed thighs.
tipsgnob said:
they lied...........:fire:
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tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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Stoney McFried said:
Uh huh.Doesn't matter if they did, cuz I can read your minds, boys!MUAHAHAHA!


*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.Stoney Mcfried is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any lying.Use Stoney at your own risk.Side effects may include bruised skin, a kicked ass,purple nurples,and chafed thighs.
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yeah...I would like to see that hahahahaha
 
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