BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Stoney McFried]

How can you bludgeon anyone with a miniature penis?!

Tips you poke me with that thing once more and I'll rip it off and beat you with it..............



It's not a tumor...............

Well, it's hard to talk around a penis.

that's not what you said last night....

 

[Twistyman]

How can you bludgeon anyone with a miniature penis?!

Well, it's hard to talk around a penis.

OK... I'll throw it at him........ or let the dog have it.... Oh yeah... they choke on small bones......




Burn....

 

[fukdapolice]

this song has get LOTS of vag..

Noche De Sexo

horny yet?

 

[diemdepyro]

OK... I'll throw it at him........ or let the dog have it.... Oh yeah... they choke on small bones......




Burn....

Few years back a guy on the news cut off his pecker and threw it at the cops who were chasing him.

 

[tipsgnob]

remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...

 

[fukdapolice]

remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...

they were driving?

 

[diemdepyro]

remember that woman a few years back that cut her husbands pecker off? she threw it out the car window and it landed on an old couples windshield. the old lady said, what kind of bug was that? and the old man said, I don't know, but it had the biggest dick I have ever seen on a bug...

Funniest Lorena Bobbit Joke........LMAO

 

[Twistyman]

Just think about that..the guys knob had more miles on it the he did..........

 

[mastakoosh]

Looks like my last son in laws family reunionThe wife can't see good and she is giving me one hell of a dirty look

looks like my family reunion........lmao j/k.

he makes some damn good cheeseburgers......[/quote] damn straight he does. he is also a mustard tiger.

 

[kayasgarden]

hey masta still see email around this joint

 

[tipsgnob]

hey masta still see email around this joint

hey kaya...email is mostly over there....

 

[Stoney McFried]

No.That's the cop who found it and put it in the ziplock bag.




Speaking of that?Anyone know that man's name?Why didn't he get a medal?He violated the straight guy code that says you can never touch another man's dick, even if it IS lying in a puddle of blood and motor oil and the guy who owns it is on the way to the hospital.....

Funniest Lorena Bobbit Joke........LMAO

EDIT: And how big of a prick must you be if some quiet little mexican housewife decides to CUT OFF THE LITTLE ONE!

 

[tipsgnob]

No.That's the cop who found it and put it in the ziplock bag.




Speaking of that?Anyone know that mand's name?Why didn't he get a medal?He violated the straight guy code that says you can never touch another man's dick, even if it IS lying in a puddle of blood and motor oil and the guy who owns it is on the way to the hospital.....

nooo...if you have on 2 pairs of rubber gloves...you could pick up a cut off dick....

 

[tipsgnob]

you don't touch it if its attached...

 

[Stoney McFried]

When did they add that in?Is that under "you also must keep your dicks at least three feet apart to avoid ball collision when giving another man a hug." Should this rule be violated, your two options are:
1.Suicide.
2.Full on homosexual sex.

nooo...if you have on 2 pairs of rubber gloves...you could pick up a cut off dick....

you don't touch it if its attached...

 

[tipsgnob]

When did they add that in?Is that under "you also must keep your dicks at least three feet apart to avoid ball collision when giving another man a hug." Should this rule be violated, your two options are:
1.Suicide.
2.Full on homosexual sex.

how do you know whats in the rulebook woman??

 

[Stoney McFried]

I have brothers.They have told me your secrets!

how do you know whats in the rulebook woman??

 

[tipsgnob]

I have brothers.They have told me your secrets!

they lied...........

 

[Stoney McFried]

Uh huh.Doesn't matter if they did, cuz I can read your minds, boys!MUAHAHAHA!


*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.Stoney Mcfried is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any lying.Use Stoney at your own risk.Side effects may include bruised skin, a kicked ass,purple nurples,and chafed thighs.

they lied...........

 

[tipsgnob]

Uh huh.Doesn't matter if they did, cuz I can read your minds, boys!MUAHAHAHA!


*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.Stoney Mcfried is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any lying.Use Stoney at your own risk.Side effects may include bruised skin, a kicked ass,purple nurples,and chafed thighs.

yeah...I would like to see that hahahahaha