lets see. the last time i did salvia was 2 summers ago. i was 17 and it was my birthday. i had gotten some 40x salvia in a vial from the headshop i live around the corner from. i had also gotten a new glass ice bong for my birthday too. we had started talking about it and asked what we think would happen if we smoked it. things such as hallucinations, euphoria and shit. so my friend packed a bowl and torched it, took a big toke, and after about 10 seconds his eyes began to dialate, his face scrunched up, and then started laughing hysterically. i mean he was laughing his ASS off. he said he saw a goat in the corner then it twisted into a spiral, the neck of the goat extended and got up in his face. then the goat started singing opera. thats about all i remember about his trip.
about 10 minutes later he started to wind down. he described the come down as if his soul was popping in and out of his body trying to float away. after seeing his trip i just had to try this shit. so i packed a tiny amount into my bowl and torched it, took a big toke. it tasted like burning fish food. i held it in unlike my friend did. all of the sudden my face felt like it began to twist and my arms and legs felt like sandpaper. the blue walls turned into cartoonland, roger rabbit style. I heard music, it sounded so happy and gleeful. i couldnt help but laugh my ass off because of the cartoonish animations on my wall and the music. my other friend kept telling me to shut the fuck up because i wouldnt stop laughing and was slurring my speech loudly. that kind of ruined my trip.
after our experiences ( i dont remember my other friend's experience) we immediatly went upstairs and told my dad to try it. we filled it for him and he took the biggest toke ive ever seen. i took the bong away from him. my dad started laughing and started saying "EVERYTHINGS GOING THIS WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! THATS NOT LIKE WEED AT ALL!" he almost fell off his bed and i dove at him to save him and kicked my bong and broke the stem.
at night, it was midnight. we decided to try it again. tempted to try a larger dose, i filled the bowl of my homemade bong to the brim. i torched the hell out of it and took an even bigger hit than my dad. i proceeded to lay down on my bed to let the effects of this amazing herb take hold of my soul. i blacked out. i was floating in space itself. i don't remember much this part but i do remember seeing planets and galaxies. all of the sudden i was at the mall with my friends. we were walking around for what seemed like hours and hours. going down long hallways and shit. it didn't really resemble a mall at all. then i saw this poster, and saw the atoms starting to come apart. all of the sudden. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was all i could hear. i started to freak out. then i remembered i did salvia., WOW! what just happened?! was that real? why was it so damn long? i was so astounded and blew the scalp off my mind. i had the same feeling my friend had, my soul trying to come out and float away. i described it as the trip trying to restart. i fought it, tried to speak but my friends were already tripping.
since then i have tried salvia off and on without really being able to tolerate it. I always smoked a very small dose. i couldnt get around the feeling of my skin being sandpaper