I talked to God last week

[wackymack]

Why talk to god?
You only get to speak to him once.
What if you don't get to ask the questions that plague you during your session with him?
Thats why you should talk to me, I will answer all your questions in more than one session.
Why talk to god when you only get to ask one question?​

 

[Stoney McFried]

Uh..yeah, Satan, can I be on top?

Why talk to god?
You only get to speak to him once.
What if you don't get to ask the questions that plague you during your session with him?
Thats why you should talk to me, I will answer all your questions in more than one session.
Why talk to god when you only get to ask one question?​

 

[CrackerJax]

Remember the old star trek episode where Spock messes up a super computer by asking it to run pi out to its conclusion? That would be my question....

HEAVEN LOUDSYSTEM (yes they have one..it's heaven for gawd sake): "Attention, happy campers, CJ just broke G*D."


out.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Ok, time for some Fallout 3.




























In god mode.

 

[CrackerJax]

Then you should know ahead of time that you're going to win...why bother?



out.

 

[wackymack]

Uh..yeah, Satan, can I be on top?

Hell yeah,you can ride the pitch fork all night long​

 

[Stoney McFried]

Pointy!!!!!!!

Hell yeah,you can ride the pitch fork all night long​

 

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Pointy!!!!!!!

i could make a really bad joke about this but i won't because it is in bad taste

 

[Stoney McFried]

Please do.Like anything I say is in GOOD taste.

i could make a really bad joke about this but i won't because it is in bad taste

 

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Please do.Like anything I say is in GOOD taste.

well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL!It makes you wonder...when circumcision was first brought up, and explained...there had to be at least one guy in the back saying..."Wait....what?"

well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.

 

[wackymack]

well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.

Sorry servant but im circumcised and pierced​

 

[Stoney McFried]

I have questions.Check your thread..I don't want to hijack this one with....questions.

Sorry servant but im circumcised and pierced​

 

[CrackerJax]

It looks like a turtle.


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[Monolonof]

 

[NewGrowth]

What I'm not turtley enough for the turtle club?

 

[TeaTreeOil]

What I'm not turtley enough for the turtle club?

I think you know the answer to that question.

 

[CrackerJax]

Never forget that seinfeld episode... "I WAS IN THE POOL"!!!


out.

 

[NewGrowth]

I think you know the answer to that question.

What are you trying to say?

 

[wackymack]

What are you trying to say?

He's saying that you have a hairy salami nips