BloodShotI'z
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Uhh....What?
I Once.
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pandabear
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I once skipped school with my freinds. we were hanging out at his house when we got the bright idea to rob his neibors house. we dressed up in crazy outfits, i had a small pair of swim goggles on and a face mask used for cold weather. I forgot what my buddy put on. anyway we looked scary,
we went in the woods behind his house and made it over behind his neibors house in the woods. By now our other well dressed friend walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell......nothing happend. he gave us the signal.
we ran up behind the house up to the sliding glass door. and crouched below the lip on the patio.
there we were looking at each other adrenalin pumping:
"ok what now!" i said,
"i dont know!" my friend said,
we were two morons on a colishion coarse with fate, not knowing what the fuck we were doing.
A feeling came over like man who wanted to be worth his words. I thought "we came here for a reason so fuck it".
I stood up all of a sudden with my crow bar in hand ready to smash the sliding glass door
but right when I stood up I see this woman looking through the sliding glass door from the inside. with a look of great curiousity in her eyes.
A horrible feeling came over me when I saw her, I said "Run!!" and we ran as fast as we could into the woods and back to his house.
now I look back on that and realize how stupid we were.
we went in the woods behind his house and made it over behind his neibors house in the woods. By now our other well dressed friend walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell......nothing happend. he gave us the signal.
we ran up behind the house up to the sliding glass door. and crouched below the lip on the patio.
there we were looking at each other adrenalin pumping:
"ok what now!" i said,
"i dont know!" my friend said,
we were two morons on a colishion coarse with fate, not knowing what the fuck we were doing.
A feeling came over like man who wanted to be worth his words. I thought "we came here for a reason so fuck it".
I stood up all of a sudden with my crow bar in hand ready to smash the sliding glass door
but right when I stood up I see this woman looking through the sliding glass door from the inside. with a look of great curiousity in her eyes.
A horrible feeling came over me when I saw her, I said "Run!!" and we ran as fast as we could into the woods and back to his house.
now I look back on that and realize how stupid we were.
BloodShotI'z
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hahahahahah Great Story!!!
JonnyBlunt88
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I once discovered a land that would only seem fantasy to most...
A place that any free-minded, Culturist would love to experience...
A place known as Amsterdam...
A place that any free-minded, Culturist would love to experience...
A place known as Amsterdam...
SHAMAN
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It alright, its alright, it will wash off.
I once consoled a friend for doing something they are ashamed of....
It will wash off, We are hear for you.....
JonnyBlunt88
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Its the cycle of life brother...let her offspring bring you joy and honor for what has been lost.
Ethnobotanist
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Felt good to tell some people about it, fdd. Everything I've ever experienced, I believe has made me a fuller and better person (if a little jaded).
I once...
Got completely stoned and posted this.
~Ethno
I once...
Got completely stoned and posted this.
~Ethno
pandabear
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I once purchased a bong with my roomate, it cost $100 and was a nice glass bong like 2ft. we ran home to test it out.
My buddy was packin the bowl on the floor and dropped some on the carpet he went to pick it up to put it back in the bowl when he mistakenly grabed a big chunk of brown plastic from chewed up coat hanger my dogg had chewed up eirlier.
He threw that hunk of love in there with the weed and didnt even notice it.
He ripped that bong hard, hard as he could to cristen it. he immidiatly wrenched in agony and ran to the bathroom,
I hear puking in the distance and silently think to my brillient self, ...
hey that must be some really good shit! so I ripped a huge bong hit of the plastic coat hanger nug and immidiatly had to run to the kitchen and began to throw up in the sink.
There we were, a couple of assholes in an apartment puking in differnt rooms cuz we just crisened our new bong with bonghits of plastic nugs
My buddy was packin the bowl on the floor and dropped some on the carpet he went to pick it up to put it back in the bowl when he mistakenly grabed a big chunk of brown plastic from chewed up coat hanger my dogg had chewed up eirlier.
He threw that hunk of love in there with the weed and didnt even notice it.
He ripped that bong hard, hard as he could to cristen it. he immidiatly wrenched in agony and ran to the bathroom,
I hear puking in the distance and silently think to my brillient self, ...
hey that must be some really good shit! so I ripped a huge bong hit of the plastic coat hanger nug and immidiatly had to run to the kitchen and began to throw up in the sink.
There we were, a couple of assholes in an apartment puking in differnt rooms cuz we just crisened our new bong with bonghits of plastic nugs
I once purchased a bong with my roomate, it cost $100 and was a nice glass bong like 2ft. we ran home to test it out.
My buddy was packin the bowl on the floor and dropped some on the carpet he went to pick it up to put it back in the bowl when he mistakenly grabed a big chunk of brown plastic from chewed up coat hanger my dogg had chewed up eirlier.
He threw that hunk of love in there with the weed and didnt even notice it.
He ripped that bong hard, hard as he could to cristen it. he immidiatly wrenched in agony and ran to the bathroom,
I hear puking in the distance and silently think to my brillient self, ...
hey that must be some really good shit! so I ripped a huge bong hit of the plastic coat hanger nug and immidiatly had to run to the kitchen and began to throw up in the sink.
There we were, a couple of assholes in an apartment puking in differnt rooms cuz we just crisened our new bong with bonghits of plastic nugs
I once rolled on the floor and laughed.
Sabud
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i once sat on a guitar pick standing up in a holder from seirous laughterI once purchased a bong with my roomate, it cost $100 and was a nice glass bong like 2ft. we ran home to test it out.
My buddy was packin the bowl on the floor and dropped some on the carpet he went to pick it up to put it back in the bowl when he mistakenly grabed a big chunk of brown plastic from chewed up coat hanger my dogg had chewed up eirlier.
He threw that hunk of love in there with the weed and didnt even notice it.
He ripped that bong hard, hard as he could to cristen it. he immidiatly wrenched in agony and ran to the bathroom,
I hear puking in the distance and silently think to my brillient self, ...
hey that must be some really good shit! so I ripped a huge bong hit of the plastic coat hanger nug and immidiatly had to run to the kitchen and began to throw up in the sink.
There we were, a couple of assholes in an apartment puking in differnt rooms cuz we just crisened our new bong with bonghits of plastic nugs
