Stoney McFried's diary of a level two plant slayer(a grow journal)
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Stoney McFried
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GREAT CoMMERCIAL IDEA!
You see a girl step out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her.
Her boyfriend looks up."Honey, is your butt getting bigger?"
Months later, we see them behind a curtain as they start introducing the boyfriend before his entrance onto a big stage.He whispers,slighlty worried,"So,you sure you're not mad about that big butt comment I made six months ago?."
"Nah," the girlfriend says as she glares at him.
He steps onto the stage, and audience of thousands applauds, he puts a violin to his chin...and the girl friend runs out and pants'es him.
We see a snickers.The announcer says,"shoulda put one of these in your big fat mouth instead!"
You see a girl step out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her.
Her boyfriend looks up."Honey, is your butt getting bigger?"
Months later, we see them behind a curtain as they start introducing the boyfriend before his entrance onto a big stage.He whispers,slighlty worried,"So,you sure you're not mad about that big butt comment I made six months ago?."
"Nah," the girlfriend says as she glares at him.
He steps onto the stage, and audience of thousands applauds, he puts a violin to his chin...and the girl friend runs out and pants'es him.
We see a snickers.The announcer says,"shoulda put one of these in your big fat mouth instead!"
Stoney McFried
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Stoney McFried
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Fuck, I meant to post that in another thread.I'm baked.
Dr. Greenhorn
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it seems to have that effect on people... *giggles*
Stoney McFried
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OW, no shit!
LMAO!
Come ride my leg.
LOL! YOU're STONED TOO!High five!
Dr. Greenhorn
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I think I may have also just gotten a rise.....
Leilani Garden
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COOL! I had that too. I was so concerned about odor because I'd had terrible problems with venting, exhaust, etc, and this plant? It just never developed that really strong odor. I had NO problems with odor with that one. And it had this very pleasant, peppery scent to it. Spicy, yes. And you know what? Now that it's nicely cured? It still has that wonderful scent. Maybe you're going to experience the same thing. I love this plant, and I hope to do it again one day. It was actually one of attitudes freebies: power skunk. Italiano Spice! Love it still today.Pretty pics girl!
I picked up all of mine today to smell them after reading your post and one of the white satins smelled SPICY!
Really unusual, Italian seasoning kinda smell. They are still in veg mode, so I am hoping its not too stinky in flower.
How far out are you from harvest now Stoney?
Zero
NG? Doesn't EVERYTHING make you horny? Come on . . . tell the truth.
We're ALL horny; haven't we established that already. Oh, everyone but Tips, who just seems to have so many opportunities to burn off that tension. Oh Tips, this, Tips that. I'm so sick of hearing about his fantastic sex life!
WE SO HORNY! ALL OF US!! And that includes you, NG
Not that Stoney's plant is not lovely and inspiring. It IS!
Happy evening to everyone. Stoney? Your journal ranks as one of the most fun too, right up there with Tips's journal.
NewGrowth
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COOL! I had that too. I was so concerned about odor because I'd had terrible problems with venting, exhaust, etc, and this plant? It just never developed that really strong odor. I had NO problems with odor with that one. And it had this very pleasant, peppery scent to it. Spicy, yes. And you know what? Now that it's nicely cured? It still has that wonderful scent. Maybe you're going to experience the same thing. I love this plant, and I hope to do it again one day. It was actually one of attitudes freebies: power skunk. Italiano Spice! Love it still today.
NG? Doesn't EVERYTHING make you horny? Come on . . . tell the truth.
We're ALL horny; haven't we established that already. Oh, everyone but Tips, who just seems to have so many opportunities to burn off that tension. Oh Tips, this, Tips that. I'm so sick of hearing about his fantastic sex life!
WE SO HORNY! ALL OF US!! And that includes you, NG
Not that Stoney's plant is not lovely and inspiring. It IS!
Happy evening to everyone. Stoney? Your journal ranks as one of the most fun too, right up there with Tips's journal.
Come on, everything does not make me horny. Actually most women say I'm hard to please. But yeah I'm pretty horny and I can't think of anything hotter than a chick that grows her own
Leilani Garden
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Newsflash: Just about all of us women are about the same size. About, okay? Not exactly, but close.
Second, that would give ANY woman more than an episiotomy. It would require emergency surgery. It could even cause death. No way any woman in her right mind wants THAT! OUCH just thinking about it, which I cannot for more than a moment or two.
Weren't we just talking about folgers and maxell house last night? I could swear we were.
Stoney McFried
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LMAO!
Why thanks,man!(ma'am.) You're one of the brighter and more entertaining folk on here yourself.I think I may have also just gotten a rise.....
Awwww....(sex kitten growl) do you want me to rub it and make it better?COOL! I had that too. I was so concerned about odor because I'd had terrible problems with venting, exhaust, etc, and this plant? It just never developed that really strong odor. I had NO problems with odor with that one. And it had this very pleasant, peppery scent to it. Spicy, yes. And you know what? Now that it's nicely cured? It still has that wonderful scent. Maybe you're going to experience the same thing. I love this plant, and I hope to do it again one day. It was actually one of attitudes freebies: power skunk. Italiano Spice! Love it still today.
NG? Doesn't EVERYTHING make you horny? Come on . . . tell the truth.
We're ALL horny; haven't we established that already. Oh, everyone but Tips, who just seems to have so many opportunities to burn off that tension. Oh Tips, this, Tips that. I'm so sick of hearing about his fantastic sex life!
WE SO HORNY! ALL OF US!! And that includes you, NG
Not that Stoney's plant is not lovely and inspiring. It IS!
Happy evening to everyone. Stoney? Your journal ranks as one of the most fun too, right up there with Tips's journal.
Come on, everything does not make me horny. Actually most women say I'm hard to please. But yeah I'm pretty horny and I can't think of anything hotter than a chick that grows her own
Stoney McFried
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I sing this song at karaoke when I'm drunk.[youtube]zTneO6UgRuM[/youtube]
Leilani Garden
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Hard to please? Nah, you're just picky like me. Which is why I'm now only going to date women, because most men just take it too lightly. Make the reservations, honey! We're so perfect together. And you know it! kiss-assCome on, everything does not make me horny. Actually most women say I'm hard to please. But yeah I'm pretty horny and I can't think of anything hotter than a chick that grows her own
:But you do agree that we're all feeling rather horny right now, right?
Stoney, you are so nice to let us all clown around like this in your journal. I love ya!
. . . so, what are you doing next Saturday night?
(Here comes the stampede you were talking about last night!)
NG . . . you know it, you do, I know you do, and so do you! And you know that I know you know and that you know I know. So let's just stop all the code speak, okay? xoxoxo
tipsgnob
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I know for a fact there are three different sizes..........
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