The UK Growers Thread!

[tip top toker]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, just gotta luuuuuuuuuurv the UK City councils...

nah, i'm ready to sneak out and trash the neighbourhood so that i feel all my money is being used well, basically i live in the city, there are 2 big private gardens for a row of buildings, with say 200 carparking spaces, just enough for all the residents. yet it doesn't matter how hard i've been working, how hard i drank the night before, if i am not out of bed by 10am in the monring i will get a £25 fine from the council for having my car parked 2 foot from my front door...

i just worked a stupid long week, this is my first day of ohlliday in a year and a half, so i decide to have a lie in, yup, knew it the moment i thought i'd do it, parking ticket waiting for me outside....

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, as i say, i feel like i dunno, burning the local gardens or something, just so they have something genuine to use that fine money for, as opposed to paying off the wardens to do it again the next day!!!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

dude thats harsh as f@ck id be out in a ski mask the night before hacksawing the sign...

 

[tip top toker]

yeah man, think i'm gonna get a bit drugged up later on this week and take down every single 2 hour parking sign. i feel that if you're paying ludicrous council taxes at it is, this is almost as much of an outrage to me as the whole expenses things, to think that they can use my taxes to buy a duck pond, and then tax me for having the car on the road, and then fine me for having the car on the road!!! i want one of those transporter-esque 50,000 volt locking systems, stick that on my windscreen now you little bitch!

 

[ROBINBANKS]

That sucks, top gear done a show one time asking mp's ''WHY'' is it like this ? its nothing more than a bully boy country, parking etc, look at the state of the roads aswell, and if you dont pay your road tax what happens ? they crush your car, so how do you protest about the feckin roads, its pay up or else, bunch of feckers.

Its nothing more than a TAX on the motorist, piss takers.

 

[ganjman]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, just gotta luuuuuuuuuurv the UK City councils...

nah, i'm ready to sneak out and trash the neighbourhood so that i feel all my money is being used well, basically i live in the city, there are 2 big private gardens for a row of buildings, with say 200 carparking spaces, just enough for all the residents. yet it doesn't matter how hard i've been working, how hard i drank the night before, if i am not out of bed by 10am in the monring i will get a £25 fine from the council for having my car parked 2 foot from my front door...

i just worked a stupid long week, this is my first day of ohlliday in a year and a half, so i decide to have a lie in, yup, knew it the moment i thought i'd do it, parking ticket waiting for me outside....

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, as i say, i feel like i dunno, burning the local gardens or something, just so they have something genuine to use that fine money for, as opposed to paying off the wardens to do it again the next day!!!

Shoot them from your window, easiest solution. The english government isnt a government, it's gordon brown on his own with a few retards following doing a shit job and ruining our country whilst taking EVERY bit of money they can. The air we breathe will be taxed next. Then they'll start taxing people who dont even have cars for walking on the pavement... if you stand too long you'll get a loitering fine... ha, it's so sad it wouldnt even surprise me.

 

[rustybud]

Id love to try outdoor but you need a mega safe pitch, my mates tried it years ago, Rabbits had a field day, they must have been watching my mates putting them in saying ''OH look its Pudding lol, its to late now as ive read and heard its best to get them in the start of june for best results, but again you just need a top spot, with no rabbits.

havin da same fuckin problem bastardin rabbits are munching da shit out of my plants went up to check on dem yesterday they hav munched on 3 of dem jus leaving the stems.. da onli solution i can fink of is chicken wire but to get 2 my grow spot i hav 2 climb my way over abot a miles worth of jaggies and thorns and den hav 2 climb a waterfall the joys of growing outdoor ..

 

[mattlethargic]

Hi guys,

Sorry for going a bit off topic here.
I live in the South Wales area and have just done my first grow from seed only to find out that they're all males.
Feels like I've just wasted months of my life and a load of electricity!

Next I'd like to get some cuttings, then I'll know I'm getting females, problem is I don't know anyone who grows and I have no idea how to find someone!!! I get it that there's lots of trust issues going on with this, I could be anyone, you could be anyone so I'm not expecting too much from asking, but it can't hurt!

 

[rustybud]

Hi guys,

Sorry for going a bit off topic here.
I live in the South Wales area and have just done my first grow from seed only to find out that they're all males.
Feels like I've just wasted months of my life and a load of electricity!

Next I'd like to get some cuttings, then I'll know I'm getting females, problem is I don't know anyone who grows and I have no idea how to find someone!!! I get it that there's lots of trust issues going on with this, I could be anyone, you could be anyone so I'm not expecting too much from asking, but it can't hurt!

2 b honest mate i dont fink u will find many peeps hu will b up for trading clones unless you the people .. wud luv 2 b introduce to peeps hu wud b up for tradin diff strains .. as you can onli get certain strains threw clones .. bt ur next best option would to buy fem seeds ..

 

[growwwww]

Shoot them from your window, easiest solution. The english government isnt a government, it's gordon brown on his own with a few retards following doing a shit job and ruining our country whilst taking EVERY bit of money they can. The air we breathe will be taxed next. Then they'll start taxing people who dont even have cars for walking on the pavement... if you stand too long you'll get a loitering fine... ha, it's so sad it wouldnt even surprise me.

Ive been cautioned for a loitering before in central london. If you are standing around for too long in certain zones the police have there eyes on you and start asking you questions and shit and tell you to move on, they came up to me and i ignored him for ages listening to my music ( waiting for a mate ) and then i left coz i eventually heard him. I came back 2 mins later and the same guy with another policeman came straight up and cautioned me.

 

[tip top toker]

yup, cameron is a pillock, yet i'd happily give hima shot tomorrow if it meant getting rid of the labour party!

as to getting cuttings, just ask a couple of your dealers, whether they grow or not, if they're any bit reputable, they'll know soeone who knows someone and he should be able to get you a cutting for a fiver. i went up to two dealers i know, and both said they'd be able to sort something out.

 

[Hedgehunter]

well... like everyone else on this thread im glad the heat has gone...for the time being, pretty sure we will have another hot one before the summer ends.

 

[growwwww]

tip top jam your words about cameron, he is not what we need right now. arghh Uk politics is completely fucked, most government are anyway. Political Systems arent structured in a way to help brothers out

Anyay tip top toker - gave a fucking tip top point about finding cuttings. If u know someone whos reputable should be able to get that way and yeah hes right its the best way i can think of

 

[tip top toker]

haha, there's method to the madness, he'll not take well to the pressure of being in a winning party, his followers will grow restless, and due to his inability to think of a solution for himself, as opposed to just saying the oppposit of labour, well, he'll be sodomised faster than you could wish it!

 

[Kincaid]

UK grower here ~! nice to meet you all

 

[marni3d]

show us some flowers UK - all talk n no crops??????????????? show us ur bitches lmao

 

[tip top toker]

show us some flowers UK - all talk n no crops??????????????? show us ur bitches lmao

hey dudes, i'm hitting it REALLY hard right now, i've 40 stella and god knows how much of this stuff left, and that camera, downstairs!

i gave them a real nice watering tonight (i must be doing something wrong for it to take 30 minutwes )

but i will pictorilaise your minds with my little girlies in the morrow. once they were small, and then BAM, they got tall, and they're all giving oput beautifuly distinct smells, even the cali hash, which smells of tires, and fragrance, it is actually intoxicating!

 

[marni3d]

hey dudes, i'm hitting it REALLY hard right now, i've 40 stella and god knows how much of this stuff left, and that camera, downstairs!

i gave them a real nice watering tonight (i must be doing something wrong for it to take 30 minutwes )

but i will pictorilaise your minds with my little girlies in the morrow. once they were small, and then BAM, they got tall, and they're all giving oput beautifuly distinct smells, even the cali hash, which smells of tires, and fragrance, it is actually intoxicating!

looking forward to seeing some pics!sounds like u got sum nice bud growing, how many weeks into flower are you

 

[tip top toker]

nowt mate. i'm a supersticious guy, yet i shun supersticious? one of a kind baby. ii have certain aims, in the last year i've learnt to plan ahead as to thinking now!, so as far as plans go, i could have done 12/12 from seed, i just need 2oz a month on rotating blah blah blah you know what goes here stonededaaoeuid/!n,... so yes, they've been vegging for like 3 bit weeks, i've 2, a white widow, and a frreeeeeeeeeeeeeebie cali hash doing stupendous, i can't express that enough, and 2 others that are growing but lanky. i plan on fliping them on the 13th july. as superstiscoiun or whatnot goes,. my birthday, every time anything sensational yet miraculous has happened to me, it's involved 13 in some way, down to my hard hat being no.13 when i did some crazy shit but saved myself from some crazzzzzzzy shit and such, to the number of my life jacket, it's weird yet comforting when i'm given these essentials which randomly happen to be n 13, freakkkkkkkkkky but man, i think about that shitwhen i'm high, and it;s like i'm herculeus or something, like a god being given signs, it's wayyyy supernatural, yet i'm an athiest, it's all balls, yet there;s something ouyt there, karma maybe,just not god, it's all too irrational and messed up to be a god.

you try take that any more off topic than that bitches!

 

[well grow]

Here is one of me cheesey girls

 

[moggggys]

uk grower here also

unsure of the point of the thread unless its to talk shit for no reason and if thats the case im your man

today recieved a new ballest , a 600 digital , i was so so pleased to find the feckin shades turning to shit after paying out 140 big ones on a ballest , who ever heard of a bloody shade going down before ? , not sure what im going to do as i love that shade with its mirror finish , i did intend to get a full compliment of aircooled buggers this year but money time and forgetfullness means its all a bit late so sod that but now im not so sure , i cant believe its gone down the same time as both my 1000w digi decided to die and yet another 1000w fried itself almost starting a fire at another friends house , 3 down in 1 day , im running out of lights