The people are stupid thread

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Keenly

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post your stupid encounters with stupid people...



I was at work today, operating cash register

a nurse from the hospital down the street comes in and orders her food

i have a lot of respect for nurses as my mom is one

anyway, she gives me a ten, and i give her the change

she starts going on about how she gave me a twenty..

now today i went into work sick and with a fever so i figured hey its possible that my brain is frying so i give her the benefit of the doubt

i open the drawer and omg looky here, the ten dollar bill she gave me....

i showed it to her, said "this is the ten you gave me, as i have no twentys in my drawer"

she proceeds to take the ten out of my hand and proceeds to tell me how

"i only had a twenty in my purse so there is no other way i could have paid you"

manager time, he counts the money, TWICE

both times i came up EXACTLY 10$ short

GEE i WONDER who is right here....

despite all the evidence against her genuine belief that she gave me a twenty, she refused to accept the FACT that she gave me a ten


i just walked away cause i was tired of hearing this womans bullshit


now i KNOW people got stupid people stories....so lets hear them
 
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Keenly

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Louis541 said:
She wasn't stupid. She got a free $10 out of you.
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actually she didnt, she left empty handed (except for her food of course)

man she was annnngrryyyyy


come on louis spin a thread about some stupid people youve met
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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Louis541 said:
She wasn't stupid. She got a free $10 out of you.
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LOL thats a good one

i had people try pullin this on me when i worked at dunkin.

i would hear something like this once a day at least

"can i get a large hot coffee, cream and sugar"

"large regular, anything else?"

"NO, i said a large coffee with cream and sugar"

or this

"may i get a medium hot 2 creams 4 sugars iced coffee please?"

and i hated how people were so used to getting their coffee mixed up, they would automatically treat me like i mess it up all the time and that i wasnt listening to them
 
fukdapolice

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i worked retail when i was in my teens... and i will never do that again. i have so many stories from working at the mall... but i cant remember any :leaf:
 
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Keenly

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fukdapolice said:
i worked retail when i was in my teens... and i will never do that again. i have so many stories from working at the mall... but i cant remember any :leaf:
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wouldnt that mean that you have ZERO stories from working at the mall?
 
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MeisterYo

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I was working and a lady came in and was going to buy a ring.

I ring it up and tell her the total. She has a weird look on her face and tells me that the price is wrong and that I figured the tax wrong.

Mind you it automatically tallies sales tax in the register when you total it up.

I showed her on a calculator, she said that the wasn't enough light for it to work properly and next time she'd bring a working calculator.

I showed her on paper twice. she did on paper but couldn't finish her own math.

In the end left with no ring and all her money and the final thing said mentioned was that next time she'd show me how to figure the tax properly and that she would buy me a book that taught me how.

I was the most polite thing on wheels for that POS.
 
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Keenly

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MeisterYo said:
I was working and a lady came in and was going to buy a ring.

I ring it up and tell her the total. She has a weird look on her face and tells me that the price is wrong and that I figured the tax wrong.

Mind you it automatically tallies sales tax in the register when you total it up.

I showed her on a calculator, she said that the wasn't enough light for it to work properly and next time she'd bring a working calculator.

I showed her on paper twice. she did on paper but couldn't finish her own math.

In the end left with no ring and all her money and the final thing said mentioned was that next time she'd show me how to figure the tax properly and that she would buy me a book that taught me how.

I was the most polite thing on wheels for that POS.
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fuzzy math

how about after you have been working at the same place for 3 years and customers think they know how do your job better than you?
 
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MeisterYo

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I like when people have problems, I am a problem solver. If my logic doesn't answer the question, solve the problem or make you look stupid, then obviously I wasn't paying attention or you don't know what your problem is.

Wow, that is a great couple sentences. I think that will be my official catchphrase.
 
fried at 420

fried at 420

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sum bitch i sold bud 2 said that i only gave her .5 instead of our agreement to 1 gram for 15 bills
i pulled out my scale on the spot and it weighed out 2 1.2 and i took out the .2 and was like there ya go now get the fuck out
 
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fried at 420 said:
sum bitch i sold bud 2 said that i only gave her .5 instead of our agreement to 1 gram for 15 bills
i pulled out my scale on the spot and it weighed out 2 1.2 and i took out the .2 and was like there ya go now get the fuck out
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ahahahahahaha
 
bulletproofhoodies

bulletproofhoodies

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i wasnt gonna post on this thread but seriously 10 seconds ago some random number called me and when i answered the guy asked "is this shaina?" (i dont sound like a shaina)
 
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Smokinbandit42o

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When I first got my cell phone a couple years back, two times a week for a month stright I had mexicans calling me at 2-3 in the morning out of state and could not understand them. Shit pissed me off since they were always waking my ass up
 
diggitydank420

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Smokinbandit42o said:
When I first got my cell phone a couple years back, two times a week for a month stright I had mexicans calling me at 2-3 in the morning out of state and could not understand them. Shit pissed me off since they were always waking my ass up
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I have the same problem!!!

Here's the solution:

Set up your v-mail with a message like this, "Hi, you've reached _____, I speak English. Please leave a message."

And don't answer unrecognized numbers, it's that easy!
 
Mysticlown150

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I remember last year I was hanging with this chick and we were getting kinda close. Anyway it's like 1 am and we just finished watching superbad. So she "coincidentally" fell asleep like 20 minutes before the movie was over and I'm like this idiot is missing the best parts. So when it's over I pop it out and try waking her up and tell her she has to go home. Now I dot feel good about chicks riding the subways at night but hey she was the one to come over so she gotta go home. She's like no it's to dangerous and she's tired... I'm like that's nice but you gotta go home yo cause my parents won't like this shit when they get home to tomorrow. She starts crying and throwing a fit and runs upstairs and locks herself in my room. Like an hour later I talked her out of the room. I'm thinking wow this is the most unstable chick I've ever met. Then we start talking outside on the front lawn and she's like let's watch the sun come up... Yeah let's do that. I walk outside and act like I'm tying my shoe and then when she got far enough infront I run inside and lock her ass out lol. She starts kicking the door and fucked up my moms plans in the front yard lol. I'm like bitch go home! Yelled at each otherfor 20 minutes then she left. God so much time wasted so she deffinately goes down in the stupid people book.
 
fried at 420

fried at 420

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Mysticlown150 said:
I remember last year I was hanging with this chick and we were getting kinda close. Anyway it's like 1 am and we just finished watching superbad. So she "coincidentally" fell asleep like 20 minutes before the movie was over and I'm like this idiot is missing the best parts. So when it's over I pop it out and try waking her up and tell her she has to go home. Now I dot feel good about chicks riding the subways at night but hey she was the one to come over so she gotta go home. She's like no it's to dangerous and she's tired... I'm like that's nice but you gotta go home yo cause my parents won't like this shit when they get home to tomorrow. She starts crying and throwing a fit and runs upstairs and locks herself in my room. Like an hour later I talked her out of the room. I'm thinking wow this is the most unstable chick I've ever met. Then we start talking outside on the front lawn and she's like let's watch the sun come up... Yeah let's do that. I walk outside and act like I'm tying my shoe and then when she got far enough infront I run inside and lock her ass out lol. She starts kicking the door and fucked up my moms plans in the front yard lol. I'm like bitch go home! Yelled at each otherfor 20 minutes then she left. God so much time wasted so she deffinately goes down in the stupid people book.
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thats cuz ur gay and dont like pussy
 
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