I remember last year I was hanging with this chick and we were getting kinda close. Anyway it's like 1 am and we just finished watching superbad. So she "coincidentally" fell asleep like 20 minutes before the movie was over and I'm like this idiot is missing the best parts. So when it's over I pop it out and try waking her up and tell her she has to go home. Now I dot feel good about chicks riding the subways at night but hey she was the one to come over so she gotta go home. She's like no it's to dangerous and she's tired... I'm like that's nice but you gotta go home yo cause my parents won't like this shit when they get home to tomorrow. She starts crying and throwing a fit and runs upstairs and locks herself in my room. Like an hour later I talked her out of the room. I'm thinking wow this is the most unstable chick I've ever met. Then we start talking outside on the front lawn and she's like let's watch the sun come up... Yeah let's do that. I walk outside and act like I'm tying my shoe and then when she got far enough infront I run inside and lock her ass out lol. She starts kicking the door and fucked up my moms plans in the front yard lol. I'm like bitch go home! Yelled at each otherfor 20 minutes then she left. God so much time wasted so she deffinately goes down in the stupid people book.
