You know your too stoned when.......

[inbudwetrust]

You leave a box of fish sticks in the oven then fall asleep waking up to smoke alarms and smoke clouds......

 

[biggflintmi]

I bet your house stinks right now.

 

[FilthyFletch]

I did a pizza before and last week Fell alseep while chicken was outside on the grill. I woke up 5 hours later and what used to be nice thick checken breats wast black dust.

 

[inbudwetrust]

smells like burnt hell....have all the windows open fans blazing...

 

[MajoR_TokE]

You leave a box of fish sticks in the oven then fall asleep waking up to smoke alarms and smoke clouds......

Hahahah! You know, your supose to take them out of the box. J/K
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[inbudwetrust]

I did take em out of the box just thought all 44 would be good.....

 

[Dr High]

lmao... i burned my friends lip doing knives. it was hilarious!! he wasnt laughing though. i smoked him up liek crazy for it. to heal the lip. lol PEace

 

[inbudwetrust]

you wake up in the morning and the house still smells like charred fish sticks..

 

[GangstaChronic]

u know ur too stoned when people have to yell your name 3 times to get your attention.

 

[Zekedogg]

Try taking a shit with the toilet lid down.

 

[Zekedogg]

you build a set a stairs to the front of your house indoors only to realize later they wouldn't fit out of any door or window in my house.

 

[tckfui]

when your walking down the block with your pants and boxers around your ankles

 

[RonJeezy]

Try taking a shit with the toilet lid down.

lmao funny shit.

 

[inbudwetrust]

thats so fucking funny... dude did you have one of those carpet cover things on your toilet seat when you shat on it, damn dont think I have ever been that stoned...Woodwork and weed have no business together...

you build a set a stairs to the front of your house indoors only to realize later they wouldn't fit out of any door or window in my house.

 

[inbudwetrust]

YOu know your toot stoned when......when you play 12 hours of straight Madden 08 on Playstation.

 

[upinchronic1]

Try taking a shit with the toilet lid down.

lmao dude are you for reall, has this actually happend to you? That would be pretty shity and no pun intended

 

[4ad]

I put 2 dozen eggs in a pot with water one night and set the burner on "hi" about 6:00 one evening...woke up to my roomate yelling at me at 2am (when he got off work!)...Nothing but black ashes in the pot which was red hot..fucking house and all of our clothes stunk like bad eggs for MONTHS even after washing them..I was sleeping about 10 feet from the stove too!

 

[inbudwetrust]

Haha good one, KEEP em coming.... did you really need 24 eggs? what were you doing? making 8 pounds of egg salad

I put 2 dozen eggs in a pot with water one night and set the burner on "hi" about 6:00 one evening...woke up to my roomate yelling at me at 2am (when he got off work!)...Nothing but black ashes in the pot which was red hot..fucking house and all of our clothes stunk like bad eggs for MONTHS even after washing them..I was sleeping about 10 feet from the stove too!

 

[trapper]

you know your stoned,when waiting for the bus you reach for it to pull it down from above you.

 

[inbudwetrust]

one word.....WOW

you know your stoned,when waiting for the bus you reach for it to pull it down from above you.