You know your too stoned when.......
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inbudwetrust
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me too kinda
trapper
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confused about what i said?
Vermilion
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He means the bus is floating above you because your so stoned. Think the medical marijuana simpsons episode.
you know your stoned when your looking for your pipe on the table for 10 minutes and you get pissed because you cant find it only to realize its right in the middle of the table.
you know your stoned when your looking for your pipe on the table for 10 minutes and you get pissed because you cant find it only to realize its right in the middle of the table.
trapper
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we had smoked a few spliffs of weed that was mailed to a relative in the 70,s from another relative working for cuso in botsawana africa,he said it was from a 20 foot plant in the villiage he was working in.i was waiting for the bus with my buddy when the bus came i thought it was floating away,i kept reaching for it to pull it back down every one was laughing,but i couldnt understand why,mind you i was only 15 at the time.
inbudwetrust
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oh ok im with you now, good one. I have done the pipe one too right in front of my face. I have also looked all over the house for my keys, getting pissed at my chick saying she had them, when finally I found out they were in my pocket
inbudwetrust
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you know your too stoned when you go to taco bell get to the front of the line then proceed to stare at the menu until the little mexican girl says "Hello What can I get you!!!" then you order taquitos, which arent on the menu. DOH
upinchronic1
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You know your high on crack laced with meth when you find yourself tackling a electrical box that you thought was a lepricon talking shit to you and break your shoulder
idk i had some quality chronic
idk i had some quality chronic
Smoke2Live420
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what bout when u got done smokin a bong and say the piece on a cardboard box and went outside and the carpet caught on fire..after u come back an hour later nd the hole downstairs was so smokey u couldnt see
Mr. Bud
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cut the bottom off of a 2-liter bottle and use that for a collector
4ad
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I always made 24 at a time to grind on during the day (for week or so)...that shit stunk BAD!!..had to leave all the windows open all winter.
inbudwetrust
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You know your too stoned when you plan for a huge mountain biking trip, put all your gear in your truck, drinks, bikes, a tent, backpack, food. Drive 2hours to the best biking in california, then realize the back tire is completely flat and I have no pump or fixa flat.
diehlerman
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once I was tearing up my whole house looking for my glasses getting pissed off then when I went to take a piss I seen in the mirror they were on top of my head. and sometimes I stop at the occasional green light.
inbudwetrust
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Paradox
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i fell asleep with candles going in a candle holder that was plastic but with metal bottoms, anyways somehow the plastic caught fire and i just about burned down my house, ended up with some really nasty looking blisters on my hands from trying to put it out.
luckily i did wake up, though.
luckily i did wake up, though.
CrazyChester
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When go out to pickup take out and come back empty handed because you forgot to pick it up.
inbudwetrust
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Or when your watching t.v you get up to get something when you get to the other room you completly forget why you went in the room, so you have to go take another bongie to remember..