things i obstain from.... maybe ?

[LoveIt]

i dont know why every thread has to end up being about but sex

well, it is one of the fundamental things that drives us to exist lol

 

[Garden Knowm]

Hot sauce, mustard, vinegar and other foods don't have calories.

interesting.... how about celerey.. i heard that it actually TAKES more energy to digest, than you get from it..

still... the history behind apartame is fooking scary,..... very scary..

 

[Garden Knowm]

i have done this before with some ladies. but one time it made horrible squishing sounds and i got a bad wiff of something. now i am too scared to try again.

ahahahahahah... when I run the scenario in my head.. thatis exactly how it plays out....

lol ahhahaha

 

[Garden Knowm]

Girl friends may let you -
Wifes will hate you just for asking!!

WOW - now thats some wisdom!!!

 

[HumboldtGreenz]

We abstain from aspartame in my house, too, btw.

 

[pandabear]

WOW - now thats some wisdom!!!

depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

 

[Garden Knowm]

depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

good point... may I suggest some arginine

 

[Kant]

depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

that's only because they stop taking anti-depressants. my gf is on one and our sex life is nonexistent. it sux.

 

[Garden Knowm]

that's only because they stop taking anti-depressants. my gf is on one and our sex life is nonexistent. it sux.

yes, i have heard that about anti depresants...

 

[ivebeencanceled]

Girl friends may let you -
Wifes will hate you just for asking!!

Good to know

 

[ivebeencanceled]

i got off the butt wagon the day my drunk ass sexed a gurl on here period and then put it in her ass for a tighter fit, in the murkey darkness I caught a glimpse of what was going on, there was blood everywhere on me kack all in her ass on her puss on my stomach, it was a really gory scene. never really wanted to put it in another ass ever since.

hmmm alchol will make you do some pretty dirty shit

If that ever happened to me, i would end up vomiting all over the place.

That is just about the worst fucking thing ive ever heard.

 

[Gygax1974]

Thanks guys I feel so much better now, and smarter for reading this....not.

You guys are too much, I would say I abstain from alcohol but who would listen or care at this point. Have a good weekend guys.

 

[mastakoosh]

i abstain now from smoking rock and going to the titty club every night like i used to a couple of years ago. i do miss the ping pong ball trick though.