Funny and stupid pick up lines

[JahRoots]

Does this smell like chloroform?

ahahaahahah

 

[sogbunn]

Does this smell like chloroform?

Haha... Funny!!!


But seriously guys,I don't use pick up lines... I use roofies...
Better resaults!!!

 

[northeastern lights]

GUY: " Did it hurt?"


GIRL: "Did what hurt?"


GUY: " When you fell from heaven"

 

[Johnny Retro]

Its not a pick up line but an ice breaker

Hey, how much does a plane weigh?
Umm, i dunno..
Enough to break the ice (introduce yourself)

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I agree, a pick up line is a conversation starter. Make me laugh and you now have my attention.

 

[airman]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[MisterMicro]

Man - Your on fire!

Women - What?

Man -Hey girl where theres smoke theres fire, and your smokin *wink*

The lamest line of all time was just created.

 

[Green Cross]

I wish I were a spaceman, because I would love to travel to uranus lol

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

lol, have you ever seen Dat Phan talking about pick up lines and guys with accents?

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dat-phan/videos/dat-phan---smooth-guys

 

[IndicaFatnHeavy]

GUY: " Did it hurt?"


GIRL: "Did what hurt?"


GUY: " When you fell from heaven"

lmao... more like


did it hurt?

did what hurt?

...nvm. bye




lol the chloroform one was halarious too.... haha

 

[IndicaFatnHeavy]

lol that mad tv parody is good 2... ive always liked that show.. specially the crazy gym teacher... keegan michael keeys or w.e. his name is.... halarious

 

[MexicanWarlord420]

point her and then point at the bulge in my pants

 

[jfgordon1]

point her and then point at the bulge in my pants

hahaha thats funny shit

 

[grobofotwanky]

Hey baby....hu hu......I noticed you have braces.....hu hu hu.......I have braces too.

 

[fukdapolice]

never used pick up lines... cuz i dont know any lol

but this girl used this on me, and it worked great

she said: "are you single?"

me: "yea"

then we had drinks, n then

best pick up line ive ever heard lol good times, good times

 

[IndicaFatnHeavy]

girls have it so easy...

 

[fireduck]

this one may get you slapped in the face
guy - hey, are you coming back from a beauty salon?
girl - yes...
guy - was it closed?
lol

 

["SICC"]

LMAO that's pretty good, I'd have a hard time not laughing.

yea that shit was funny as hell

 

[MisterMicro]

IS it thanksgivving? Cause it looks like you could use a good stuffing.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I'm a girl, so the only one I ever used, if you can call it one, is "wanna fuck?"