Poor Noobs

[«.kingcronic.»]

Man earlier this week I was chillin with a few friends n they brought another guy I didnt know over. He busted out some weed he had and it was premature as fuck, not even dried or cured. He tells us its bomb stuff and its sticky as f*uck. Poor guy says its some of the best weed around, and btw you can barley smell it. I bust out my properly cured and dried bud and it stinks up the whole room in seconds and he tells me put that dirt weed away its dry. In my head im thinking poor ol' noob. You guys have any funny noob stories?

 

[fureelz]

true story: Girl was at a party, tried to join our circle she said and I quote "do you guys smoke pot? because I only do marijuana." Endless hours of entertainment with the noobs!

 

[timsatx1]

You were once a newb yourself. Why bust his balls? But funny story though. I can picture the scene now.

 

[insane 559 jc]

In My Early Days I Had A Spot In Fresno Tower District, Kind of like Frisco With No Water. Anyways Id Kick It Outside Coffeeshops With Wannabe Hippychicks And Poof In Little Cutouts. Every Once In A While A Noob Smoker From Outta Town Would Walk Around Just Yelling Out, Buds!
Out of Towners Usually Get No Hook Ups Till They Go Native, Noobs... Bring Smoke With You Please.

 

[ElMonte74]

Man earlier this week I was chillin with a few friends n they brought another guy I didnt know over. He busted out some weed he had and it was premature as fuck, not even dried or cured. He tells us its bomb stuff and its sticky as f*uck. Poor guy says its some of the best weed around, and btw you can barley smell it. I bust out my properly cured and dried bud and it stinks up the whole room in seconds and he tells me put that dirt weed away its dry. In my head im thinking poor ol' noob. You guys have any funny noob stories?

true story: Girl was at a party, tried to join our circle she said and I quote "do you guys smoke pot? because I only do marijuana." Endless hours of entertainment with the noobs!

well me and my homie are smoking with one of his homies and we where smoking out a mini bong and dude says ''how do i hit it'', I said '' you suck and you move your hand up and down the neck of it to get a real good hit'' next thing i see is him getting a hit and him stroking the bong lol

 

[Benassi]

Noobs are fine, but a smart dumb noob is the worst. Got a buddy who thinks he knows what he's talking about when it comes to growing. I haven't grown yet but I've read, watched, experienced enough to know how to properly do it. So hearing this guy was just like "dude what the fuck do you take"... But when asked about how he'd do it all he refers to is "hang a few ballasts". It's funny, went over and he's trying to say that outdoor grows are quicker than most indoor... and even then indoor only shaves a couple weeks. He makes me /facepalm all the time... especially when his "plants" that he's trying to grow are just sitting in his backyard in a pot... I look at the tiny leaf and it already has spider mites... and a hole right through it... I tell him and he just denied it. Says "nah my mom knows how to grow, this is a healthy garden".

So he's so full of shit he actually forced himself to believe it... jesus.

Like I said, everyone starts somewhere. I love noobs, and I love teaching them. How else are they going to learn the RIGHT way. Smoking etiquette.

HOWEVER... a smart dumb noob, will drive me insane.

 

[ElMonte74]

Noobs are fine, but a smart dumb noob is the worst. Got a buddy who thinks he knows what he's talking about when it comes to growing. I haven't grown yet but I've read, watched, experienced enough to know how to properly do it. So hearing this guy was just like "dude what the fuck do you take"... But when asked about how he'd do it all he refers to is "hang a few ballasts". It's funny, went over and he's trying to say that outdoor grows are quicker than most indoor... and even then indoor only shaves a couple weeks. He makes me /facepalm all the time... especially when his "plants" that he's trying to grow are just sitting in his backyard in a pot... I look at the tiny leaf and it already has spider mites... and a hole right through it... I tell him and he just denied it. Says "nah my mom knows how to grow, this is a healthy garden".

So he's so full of shit he actually forced himself to believe it... jesus.

Like I said, everyone starts somewhere. I love noobs, and I love teaching them. How else are they going to learn the RIGHT way. Smoking etiquette.

HOWEVER... a smart dumb noob, will drive me insane.

yeah thats the way that dude was thinking he knows everything. motherfucker yelled at 2 13 year olds how old they where i just wanted to bash him in the face with my baseball bat

 

[grobofotwanky]

I don't mind new smokers too much. The only thing that gets under my skin is when they get high and act like they are rollin X or smokin crack or something. You just want to smack the shit out of them and tape their ass to a chair.

 

[olishell]

Not to bust a thread but,Insane..I've never seen anyone begin each word with a capital letter.Anal I know,but it was strange to read. And now...I apologize.

 

[ElMonte74]

Not to bust a thread but,Insane..I've never seen anyone begin each word with a capital letter.Anal I know,but it was strange to read. And now...I apologize.

rofl

I don't mind new smokers too much. The only thing that gets under my skin is when they get high and act like they are rollin X or smokin crack or something. You just want to smack the shit out of them and tape their ass to a chair.

x2 but after awhile they calm down

 

[fureelz]

lol stroking the bong.....nice. how many people have you seen throw up after taking a fat rip?

 

[Benassi]

lol stroking the bong.....nice. how many people have you seen throw up after taking a fat rip?

Depends... how do you "acquire" more pictures of your avatar. Me love heinys.

On topic point... I've seen two people do it. One got a butt load of really old water, the other just had acid reflux and something didn't sit right after the hit.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Oh man, I HATE seeing that shit, makes ME want to throw up

As for newbs, I don't mind them as long as they can admit their newbs and have shit to learn. It's the ones who act like they know what they're doing that get on my nerves. There's no shame in admitting you don't know and need to learn, but when you try to act like you know something you don't you just come off lookin like an asshole.

 

[Benassi]

Newbs who get pissed because you know more than them...

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Newbs who cough INTO the bong and blow water up into the bowl

 

[turtledurtle]

Newbs who cough INTO the bong and blow water up into the bowl

im a newb...well to growing anyway, smoked for 20 years, i bought from cannabisseeds.com, grew em, smoked em, ordered again, grew smoked em, started feeling like a loser cause all my buds were stringy shit tasted bad but got you high, ordered again then realized all these plants looked the exact same and then i looked at some reviews and felt stupid i have ordered from tude since and have since let ants kill half of the ten sprouts, i ordered again from em quick and figure the more the better, i am cursed by the aura of newb but i feel success around the corner

 

[Sr. Verde]

Oh man, I HATE seeing that shit, makes ME want to throw up

As for newbs, I don't mind them as long as they can admit their newbs and have shit to learn. It's the ones who act like they know what they're doing that get on my nerves. There's no shame in admitting you don't know and need to learn, but when you try to act like you know something you don't you just come off lookin like an asshole.

This.

I lol @ people that think they know what theyre talking about and set their asses straight right away.

 

[Oskilatah]

back when i started smoking i got set straight pretty nice, it's always good to have someone set you straight and then teach you.

 

[fureelz]

gotta hate a camper! pass that shit man, its not a microphone!

 

[fureelz]

Oh man, I HATE seeing that shit, makes ME want to throw up

As for newbs, I don't mind them as long as they can admit their newbs and have shit to learn. It's the ones who act like they know what they're doing that get on my nerves. There's no shame in admitting you don't know and need to learn, but when you try to act like you know something you don't you just come off lookin like an asshole.

Yeah this guy tried throwing up inside my bong one time..disgusting..He said he had experience, he pulled way too fast for a newb and yaked all over the table.