Fast Food - A Tutorial

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Sr. Verde

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I agree with everything but the checking the order, I always do a quick 5-10 second check because then it's as easy as, "Hey, uh, you forgot my ...." rather than having to go in for somebodys fuckups just to get my $2 burger
 

doobnVA

Well-Known Member
It used to irritate me when people sat there at the window checking their orders, but only because I know I NEVER fucked up. EVER. Of course, they didn't know that, so I tried not to let it bother me too much. Sometimes I'd smile and say, "It's all there, trust me!"... but since fuckups are pretty common, I DO recommend everyone check their food - just not necessarily at the window while people are waiting behind you and the timer is running.

It's a $2 burger, it isn't as if they aren't going to give it to you if you come back five minutes later and say they forgot it.
 
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Keenly

Guest
\ill be the first to admit when i fuck up

today, i forgot to give a woman a spicy chicken, and i realized it as soon as she left


she came back in a few minutes later, i explained it was my bad

and because she wasnt a bitch about it and we were joking around i hooked it up with a free large fry


sometimes, you get rewarded for not being an ass
 

mastakoosh

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i go out of my way to be cool as hell to food service people cuz i used to deliver pizza. but i swear to god most every drive thru person in my town has a fukkin attitude. i dont blame them cuz i know the shit they gotta put up with. even on food reviews on restaurants in this town.....travelers always say its the rudest people they have ever met lol.
 

"SICC"

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god damn there is so many paragraphs in this thread, i was gonna read thru it but fuc that,

spicy chicken eh? where you work homie, carls jr got a mean spicy chicken, bastards down sized it tho, their like mini burger almost
 
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Keenly

Guest
[QUOTE="SICC";3033542]god damn there is so many paragraphs in this thread, i was gonna read thru it but fuc that,

spicy chicken eh? where you work homie, carls jr got a mean spicy chicken, bastards down sized it tho, their like mini burger almost[/QUOTE]


well, i havent said it yet for a reason but hey i figure it doesnt matter

wendys
 

"SICC"

Well-Known Member
oh fa sho, wendy's is aight, kinda ghetto tho haha, they got those square burgers right? first time i had it was in an air port, the damn thing was a fucin octogon not a square haha, scared me fo life
 
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Keenly

Guest
[QUOTE="SICC";3033587]oh fa sho, wendy's is aight, kinda ghetto tho haha, they got those square burgers right? first time i had it was in an air port, the damn thing was a fucin octogon not a square haha, scared me fo life[/QUOTE]


how is wendys ghetto?

we invented the drive through bitches


;)


naw but i hate that corporation
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
i used to work at wendys when i was 17 we woud have one guy be a lookout for the manager while i stuffed my face at top speed with a custom made super extra extra extra bacon cheese burger mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


then when the manager wasnt lookin i would grab a bunch of fries real quik dip them in that honey mustard sauce they use on the sandwitches and chompem down mmmm mmm man oh man
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
i am pretty sure there was a dude here years ago that got arrested for jerkin off into the taco bell food.
 

"SICC"

Well-Known Member
my ant told me this story bout taco bell, girl got a soft meat taco, was a damn impregnate cockroach in there, implanted her eggs in the ladys cheek, had to have the egg sacks cut out of her cheeks, sued em for a shit load of money, tripped me out for a while
 
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Keenly

Guest
man...


if people ask me certain questions im supposed to responed with stupid pre planned answers



for example


why are you burgers square

because wendys doesnt cut corners



really stupid shit like that and i want to vomit whenever i say it
 

"SICC"

Well-Known Member
haha its cool that there square, but that one i got it was a damn octagon haha


make me kinda sicc, the fries were ass dry and nasty, but its the air port, what do you really expect, i think i was in Illinois or something, had to spot a couple places first, i didnt eat there for a while haha
 

peacemane420

Well-Known Member
dude i work at a gas station.... trust me i know.
thats how people are and you cant change that.
its a job.... suck it up or get another one!
 
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Keenly

Guest
dude i work at a gas station.... trust me i know.
thats how people are and you cant change that.
its a job.... suck it up or get another one!
ok where?

hmm?

also, while your at it, tell me one place in my area that i have not already applied to


oh thats right... there arent any jobs..... and there arent any places that i have not applied (minus other fast food places)

so before telling me to become another unemployment statistic

think about how hard it is to find a job... for anyone
 
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Keenly

Guest
you complain too much!
thats life man. there isnt an excuse for everythin hahahaaah
people dont understand there is a difference between an excuse and a reason

if i dont go to work one day because i had a seizure, thats an excuse to take the day off isnt it


no...its a reason why i didnt come into work

the reason i dont quit my job is because after quitting wendys for a year, and being unsuccessful for an entire year in job hunting, i went back

so i have no other options at this point until i finish getting my computer science degree
 

peacemane420

Well-Known Member
so then why the fuck are you complain and whining....
if its so hard to get a job why are you bitchin about it?
you got one!!!!
 
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Keenly

Guest
so then why the fuck are you complain and whining....
if its so hard to get a job why are you bitchin about it?
you got one!!!!
im trying to make the job quicker, faster, more efficient,

with as little stupidity involved as possile


im trying to inform people what its like on this side of the register... and to think with your brain when your ordering

also advocating being nice to the people who make your food, as most people treat them like shit

is that so much to ask
 
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