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Chuck norris vs steven seagal.,.,

WHO WOULD WIN IN BATTLE TO THE DEATH

  • THE PONYTAIL'D OF STEVE

    Votes: 6 35.3%

  • THE BEARDED CHUCK

    Votes: 11 64.7%
  • Total voters
    17
cbtwohundread

cbtwohundread

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SO SINCE A YOUNG CHILD.,.,IVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TIL THE DEATH,.,.,THE BEARDED CHUCK NORRIS,.,OR THE PONYTAIL'D STEVEN SEAGAL.,.,.,U BE THE JUDGE:-o:fire:
 
cph

cph

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I think Steve would take him... Or I'd rather see him win.

IMO Steve seems like the kind of person who would sit down and burn 1 with you.. Chuck on the other hand would kick your ass and arrest you for burning out.
 
JimmyPot

JimmyPot

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Chuck Norris in his prime was a kick boxing champ.Seagal did a lot of demonstrations and and lied a lot about being the presidents body guard and being a navy seal.Jessie the Body Ventura a real seal said Seagul was never a seal.Pat M. from the UFC kick Seagal's ass on a movie set,Well he arm barred him and made him quit.Most people in the martail arts word know Seagal was a good self promoter that told a lot of lies.Chuck would have killed him in the day.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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This reminds me of a stand up comedian I saw once. He was talking about how he's sick of celebrities who give you attitude when you recognize them. So he said he started fucking with them when he does.

"I saw Mel Gibson the other day and was like, OMG, Mel Gibson! You are my FIFTH favorite actor!"
"Who are the top four?"
"Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Dam, and Jackie Chan..."


I voted for Chuck...cuz he has all the Chuck Norrisisms!
 
cbtwohundread

cbtwohundread

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im scared to smoke salvia because i smoked a hash/0g blunt and pictured a vs movie like jasonvsfreddy but chuck/steven.,.,.,..>inside joke<',lol.,.,they should make a spo0f it would crack me up.,.,
 
tebor

tebor

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cph said:
I think Steve would take him... Or I'd rather see him win.

IMO Steve seems like the kind of person who would sit down and burn 1 with you.. Chuck on the other hand would kick your ass and arrest you for burning out.
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Actually Steven Segal is a Deputy Sheriff of a Parish in Louisiana.
Louisiana has some of the harshest weed laws in the country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal#Work_as_a_deputy_sheriff

Also Chuck founded his own fighting style
Chun Kuk Do

Chuck's fight record is 183-10-2.

Segal has no fight record that I can find.
All he did was open an Akido school in Japan. Big whoop.

Also Chuck saved America in Invasion USA when the communists were strategically taking over by blowing up random houses in the suburbs.
 
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