Chuck norris vs steven seagal.,.,

[cbtwohundread]

SO SINCE A YOUNG CHILD.,.,IVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TIL THE DEATH,.,.,THE BEARDED CHUCK NORRIS,.,OR THE PONYTAIL'D STEVEN SEAGAL.,.,.,U BE THE JUDGE

 

[jfgordon1]

in a real life situation... I think Mr. Seagal would punish Chuck. But who knows =/ lol

 

[cph]

I think Steve would take him... Or I'd rather see him win.

IMO Steve seems like the kind of person who would sit down and burn 1 with you.. Chuck on the other hand would kick your ass and arrest you for burning out.

 

[PBFseedco.]

Seagal all the way!

 

[Oskilatah]

going to have to go with steve on this one.
toughest man alive haha

 

[JimmyPot]

Chuck Norris in his prime was a kick boxing champ.Seagal did a lot of demonstrations and and lied a lot about being the presidents body guard and being a navy seal.Jessie the Body Ventura a real seal said Seagul was never a seal.Pat M. from the UFC kick Seagal's ass on a movie set,Well he arm barred him and made him quit.Most people in the martail arts word know Seagal was a good self promoter that told a lot of lies.Chuck would have killed him in the day.

 

[JimmyPot]

Chuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz4gkRmSVzE
S.S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwFwSIMmq4g Notice C.N won the national title six years in a row.S.S never even competed he only did demos.

 

[BeavTek]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

This reminds me of a stand up comedian I saw once. He was talking about how he's sick of celebrities who give you attitude when you recognize them. So he said he started fucking with them when he does.

"I saw Mel Gibson the other day and was like, OMG, Mel Gibson! You are my FIFTH favorite actor!"
"Who are the top four?"
"Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Dam, and Jackie Chan..."


I voted for Chuck...cuz he has all the Chuck Norrisisms!

 

[The Milkman]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Ha Ha Ha that was funny

 

[fly]

 

[cbtwohundread]

im scared to smoke salvia because i smoked a hash/0g blunt and pictured a vs movie like jasonvsfreddy but chuck/steven.,.,.,..>inside joke<',lol.,.,they should make a spo0f it would crack me up.,.,

 

[tebor]

I think Steve would take him... Or I'd rather see him win.

IMO Steve seems like the kind of person who would sit down and burn 1 with you.. Chuck on the other hand would kick your ass and arrest you for burning out.

Actually Steven Segal is a Deputy Sheriff of a Parish in Louisiana.
Louisiana has some of the harshest weed laws in the country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal#Work_as_a_deputy_sheriff

Also Chuck founded his own fighting style
Chun Kuk Do

Chuck's fight record is 183-10-2.

Segal has no fight record that I can find.
All he did was open an Akido school in Japan. Big whoop.

Also Chuck saved America in Invasion USA when the communists were strategically taking over by blowing up random houses in the suburbs.

 

[cph]

Actually Steven Segal is a Deputy Sheriff of a Parish in Louisiana.
Louisiana has some of the harshest weed laws in the country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal#Work_as_a_deputy_sheriff

Well,,,,, thanks for bursting my bubble.