Please help..drug test coming up

momo77

Member
heyy guys i need some of your best advice.....heres the story....i had court cuming up cuz i got busted smokinpot, so the last day i smoked was august 21 till my court date which was sept 15..i smoked dat nite after 12am so it was pretty much sept 16 already then faced a blunt this morning which is sept 17 n just found out i got ma counsling dat d court ordered dis tuesday sept 22nd & they ordered a piss test 4 me ....so i needa b clean...any advice....ive been workin out tryin 2 sweat alot n been drinkin hella water....would flush piils do d trick or jst keep drinkin water n get sum cranberry in....ALL ADVICE IS APRICIATED !
 

Mattplusness

Well-Known Member
my best friend's older brother is a doctor, and he said the best thing to do is put a box of orange jello powder into a glass of vinegar and drink that 8 hours before the test. the vitamin c coats the urethra and prevents thc from coming out and the vinegar dehydrates you so it burns up more fat cells
 

momo77

Member
i herd bout dis too...but in the other article i read dat u gotta do dat prior 2 d test and only the 1st piss after chuggin dat is clean....do u no if dats tru.......n like i said b4 im drinkin alot of water and wen i piss its always clear.....dats not a good thing rite ??
 

Zeplike

Active Member
no it is healthy to have clear piss, means your well hydrated

oh and my friend swears by this stuff called gold seal but i think it can make you sick
 

momo77

Member
yea i herd about that gold seal stuff....but for my piss bien clear i no its healthy n stuff but i herd wen u piss like dat its jst water n ur not cleanin out your system
 

Red rhino grower

New Member
If you have a marathon gas station by you they sell drinks that will pass you. If you have a sauna piss befor going in and sit in there for 3 hrs straight with no water and piss when you leave it. The sauna must be done right before you go to take test. It will definetly not be out of you.
 

PoBox123

Member
Dude, don't listen to any of that nonsense. I'm on probation. I have to pee every month. You are doing the right thing. Good cardio workout (running or playing basketball) drink shit loads of water and don't smoke for about 10 days before you go to court. You will be fine. Unless they do the hair test thing. Then you are fucked. Takes about 30-45 days from last time you smoked, till the hair deal is clean.

And make sure you NEVER give anybody a urine sample from morning piss. Get up early or stay up late and piss till you are peeing clear. before you leave the house. you will always pass. Good Luck.
 

HowardWCampbell

New Member
Are there any head shops nearby that carry synthetic piss? I think it usually comes with a little heating pad to keep it at the right temp.
 

fraiserblaze

Active Member
passed plenty of piss tests .......... lots of water..... as much as you can drink and then some ....... and plenty of cardio walking running jogging .........you should piss clear if they talk about retesting you tell them your working out and thats how your piss has been since you started........ never give your first piss in the morning this method has been used by many people in federal instutions and has worked every time i have heard it was used
 

momo77

Member
na i dnt got ne headshops by me.....and i herd d closest 1 to me in like an hour away n i only herd bout it..neva actually went 2 it.....im not tryin 2 use synthetic piss im tryna pass wit my piss
 

HowardWCampbell

New Member
na i dnt got ne headshops by me.....and i herd d closest 1 to me in like an hour away n i only herd bout it..neva actually went 2 it.....im not tryin 2 use synthetic piss im tryna pass wit my piss
Good luck with that. I know if I HAD to pass a test, I would want to be sure. And I think the best way to do that is with clean piss, whether it's synthetic or someone else's.

But if you are determined to use your own, you have been given mostly good advice. Drink LOTS of water/cranberry juice, never give the first piss of the day, and try to get the sample midstream, not when you first start or when you are finishing. Some places will want to re-test if your piss is clear. I have found that taking a multivitamin gives my piss a very yellowish color, that may be helpful if you are worried about a clear sample being rejected.

Good luck.
 

JimmyPot

Well-Known Member
They check for creatine levels in your piss.You can dilute your system with water but take creatine for several days also take some tums and vitamin b.It will turn your pee yellow.I have done this many times and pass every time.I don't smoke for like three days.
 

thechoroid

Active Member
Do what I did, when I had to pass drug control for the russian citizenship. have one of your friends, that doesn't smoke, fill up a container for you. pull some into a syringe then put the syringe into your pocket when you go there. once you are asked to fill it up, pull out the syringe from your pocket and pour it back into the container they asked you to fill:) worked out fine with me.Peace
 

JimmyPot

Well-Known Member
Do what I did, when I had to pass drug control for the russian citizenship. have one of your friends, that doesn't smoke, fill up a container for you. pull some into a syringe then put the syringe into your pocket when you go there. once you are asked to fill it up, pull out the syringe from your pocket and pour it back into the container they asked you to fill:) worked out fine with me.Peace
If you go this route you have to keep the pee at a certain temp.If its to low your screwed to high screwed too.
 

Basshead

Well-Known Member
From a different post I think I found on here :
I will tell you something that will help you out. I am a RN in one of the best hospitals in Az and i see many ppl come in and have to administer UA's. There is no guaranteed way to get thc out of your system. but there is a way to dilute your urine and still get a negative result. First off, this all depends on your BMI, if you have a high metabolism and weigh anywhere from 135-160 your chances of ridding your fat of THC are greatly enhanced. If any higher and you are overweight i recommend to just stop smoking, sorry no bad-mouthing intended. however if you fit into the high Meta. category here it goes. First off, dont smoke the day of your UA, and dont eat anything on that day until after the test. Drink vitamin b-complex(contains niacin). Buy AZO cranberry pills to clean your urinary tract, drink G2 gatorade all day(3-6bottles at least) 2 30min b4 the test.. Take 1 vitamin b comp. in the morning w/2 azo's. urinate frequently..take 1 more vitamin-b comp.w/2 G2 gatorades 30-45 min b4 the test to make your pee yellow and full of natural urinary excretions, consider intake of creatine for 2-3 days prior to the test(it will metabolize to creatinine in about 24-48 hours) and will come out normal the day of the test even if diluted. Thats about it...Good luck..
If I wuz you I'd go a smoke shop and ask about detoxin. DO NOT SAY PISS CLEANER - or anything relative to drug testing. say "Detox" or something like that. usually they'll be happy to guide you to a product that works well. Some shit you drink the night before bed, along with a pill you take in the morning - that was what worked for me in the past.

This time around though, I quit smoking and didn't need supplements. I'm actually clean right now. Good luck homie.
 
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