Just for fun, because I had to pick up my son's birth certificate today, I asked the people at the window how I could go about getting a birth certificate that looks like the original one my parents received when I was born. You know what they said? They said, "ask your parents for it, we don't make those anymore". So, I asked them if they have the original (or something like it) on file, that maybe they could photocopy for me. The answer? "No. We computerized our records years ago. All the information is in the computer, and all we can print out are the CERTIFICATIONS OF LIVE BIRTH that serve as your birth record".
If you've ever read any of Obama's books, you would remember that he said his birth certificate was one of his most prized possessions. OBAMA has the original long form certificate, but since he calls it a "prized possession", the chances are very slim that he would allow hundreds of reporters and other members of the press to put their grubby hands on it (especially since it's IRREPLACEABLE). Hawaii does not issue the "long form" birth certificate anymore, period, just as many other states do not. Do you really expect Obama to turn over one of his prized possessions to the MEDIA, just to quell the paranoia of a very small subsection of the population who doesn't believe he is American?
If so, you're dumber than I thought.