Gonna run to Wal-Mart and grab about ten bottles of this (as well as TP and paper towels, in case anyone was wondering):
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/prod...&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=3635110#ProductDetail
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/prod...&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=3635110#ProductDetail