Nutrients- Sperm

[zelfna90]

I know this is sordof fucked up but sperm has alot of nutrients that plants need like nitrogen phosphate, zinc, and magnesium. I know this sounds crazy but sperm might be the thickest nutrients u can use on plants.

Tell me if anyone should consider this? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

oh and i only have one plant so if i do this it wouldn't be that hard lol

 

[IAm5toned]

thats just wrong...

 

[maxwelljr]

Geesh.. The only thing that I would worry about would be it rotting.. Eww.

 

[jointluver]

I heard about it but seriously? are you that desperate??

 

[infidel420]

wow dude. nut on chick faces, not your plants.

 

[shasa farms]

wow dude. nut on chick faces, not your plants.

thats just nasty, even if it works who would knowingly want to smoke it

 

[guitarzan420]

i've heard of peeing in them for the nitrogen but spunk??????that's just wrong...although it does give new meaning to the term sticky budz!!!

 

[Wordz]

reason 73 to grow your own

 

[darkdestruction420]

omg, im sorry man, but thats freaking funny! foliar feed em if you wanna feed through the leaves, not cum all over em.......

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

one of the biggest ingredients to spunk is fructose an you know what. they put that in all the big brand hair conditioners...

dont know if it would be good for your plants tho?!

 

[BudJunky]

To be serious.. From what I've read through every thread that involves some sort of bodily fluid it will never really work. A. Because the nutrients in each fluid are dependent on diet. and B) Because the modern human's diet is so poor and rich with perservitives and other things that when passed on to these fluids are not exactly the greatest for plants.

 

[OregonMeds]

When I got to the post about foliar feeding I kinda pictured one of our special ed wanna be thug gangsta hard core 14 year old kids on here just going to town wanking like mad trying to rub out a fast one and getting busted three ways at once getting caught at that very moment...

I know sounds lame, it was funnier in my head I swear...

Anyway this idea has no merit unless you can get a sufficient amount of jizz to really make a difference, which means bringing some of your homies over for a group wank and the first plant bukkake ever.

Bukkake bud, TM 2006 all rights reserved

 

[maxwelljr]

Bukkake bud, TM 2006 all rights reserved

Gave me the giggles.

 

[OregonMeds]

I need a slogan to make any money with it though.

"Bukkake Bud- It tastes like jizz but shoots a smile on your face."

Or "It tastes like jizz, mmm mmm good"

I love that wilipedia includes a photo for those that don't know what bukake is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki-bukkake-2.png

 

[vertise]

i nut on my bud all the time to assert my male dominance over my girls.

 

[pastafarian81]

from piss to shit for nutes, this takes the cake. have fun blowing your loads. why cant ppl just buy normal nutes?

 

[potsmokinbasturd]

I know this is sordof fucked up but sperm has alot of nutrients that plants need like nitrogen phosphate, zinc, and magnesium. I know this sounds crazy but sperm might be the thickest nutrients u can use on plants.

Tell me if anyone should consider this? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

oh and i only have one plant so if i do this it wouldn't be that hard lol

LMAO !!! Dude you can think up better reasons to jack off. And who would even smoke it. Would you ?? It be like smokin your own jiz dude. Thats too far out for normal humans like me. lol Ooops I just threw up.

 

[Dylan360]

altho it might work, i don't any plant wants to see its fathers jizz face, does our your babies remember

 

[grow space]

Be careful..You might get some crazy looking buds when you wank on your femms....

 

[True Stoner]

does our your babies remember

Proper english please, !!!! LOL