Nutrients- Sperm

zelfna90

zelfna90

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I know this is sordof fucked up but sperm has alot of nutrients that plants need like nitrogen phosphate, zinc, and magnesium. I know this sounds crazy but sperm might be the thickest nutrients u can use on plants. :confused:

Tell me if anyone should consider this? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

oh and i only have one plant so if i do this it wouldn't be that hard lol
 
guitarzan420

guitarzan420

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i've heard of peeing in them for the nitrogen but spunk??????that's just wrong...although it does give new meaning to the term sticky budz!!!:eyesmoke:
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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one of the biggest ingredients to spunk is fructose an you know what. they put that in all the big brand hair conditioners...

dont know if it would be good for your plants tho?!
 
BudJunky

BudJunky

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To be serious.. From what I've read through every thread that involves some sort of bodily fluid it will never really work. A. Because the nutrients in each fluid are dependent on diet. and B) Because the modern human's diet is so poor and rich with perservitives and other things that when passed on to these fluids are not exactly the greatest for plants.
 
OregonMeds

OregonMeds

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When I got to the post about foliar feeding I kinda pictured one of our special ed wanna be thug gangsta hard core 14 year old kids on here just going to town wanking like mad trying to rub out a fast one and getting busted three ways at once getting caught at that very moment...

I know sounds lame, it was funnier in my head I swear...

Anyway this idea has no merit unless you can get a sufficient amount of jizz to really make a difference, which means bringing some of your homies over for a group wank and the first plant bukkake ever.

Bukkake bud, TM 2006 all rights reserved
 
potsmokinbasturd

potsmokinbasturd

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zelfna90 said:
I know this is sordof fucked up but sperm has alot of nutrients that plants need like nitrogen phosphate, zinc, and magnesium. I know this sounds crazy but sperm might be the thickest nutrients u can use on plants. :confused:

Tell me if anyone should consider this? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

oh and i only have one plant so if i do this it wouldn't be that hard lol
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LMAO !!! Dude you can think up better reasons to jack off. And who would even smoke it. Would you ?? It be like smokin your own jiz dude. Thats too far out for normal humans like me. lol Ooops I just threw up.:shock:
 
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