Fuck People Who Don't Tip!

[HowardWCampbell]

that is my whole point

That is not what you said.

You said if you are by yourself, the server is lucky to get $1. You did not say the server is lucky to get $1 if they suck at their job.

If you get shitty service, by all means leave a shitty tip. If you get decent service, leave a decent tip (minimum 15-20%).

 

[whiterhyno420]

so do you rob banks for your money? or grow weed? oh, i know, did mommy and daddy pay your tuition? how about books? don't criticize me for having a job.

rob banks no im not suicidal, growin weed is only for personal use. and lol @u well mommy is takin care of her other four kids she has under her wing and single mother i might add and daddy is a crack head some where under a bridge and i have a sucky job to but im not cryin about it on the internet ur dumb

 

[whiterhyno420]

That is not what you said.

You said if you are by yourself, the server is lucky to get $1. You did not say the server is lucky to get $1 if they suck at their job.

If you get shitty service, by all means leave a shitty tip. If you get decent service, leave a decent tip (minimum 15-20%).

ok ur right i wuz wrong cuz im not that cold hearted i will leave a dollar or 2 im just sayin and the red part wuz my point

 

[strangerdude562]

I tried and got denied cause i got caught with herb. I figure it was for the best, less chance of getting blown up over here.

The majority of the military doesn't even step into war zones. Infantry and combat support units do, get a technical job like HVAC, computer tech, helicopter mechanic, etc.. If you don't have a felony you can join, believe me, I have friends that were locked up for worse things than weed who are currently active military.

 

[whiterhyno420]

The majority of the military doesn't even step into war zones. Infantry and combat support units do, get a technical job like HVAC, computer tech, helicopter mechanic, etc.. If you don't have a felony you can join, believe me, I have friends that were locked up for worse things than weed who are currently active military.

thats wut im sayin hes just liyin

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I ignored CSI StickyIcky a little while ago. Sorry to see [from quotes] he's still
A) Being an idiot, and
B) Being a liar.

With all that said, thumbs up to whiterhyno and stranger.

 

[whiterhyno420]

I ignored CSI StickyIcky a little while ago. Sorry to see [from quotes] he's still
A) Being an idiot, and
B) Being a liar.

With all that said, thumbs up to whiterhyno and stranger.

thank u very much parker

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

I got denied from the Marines for pot, the army would have still taken me, im sure. But as i got older, i decided to not go back and apply at another branch, and im happy with my decision.
Anyway, just got off of a shift of work, every last customer tipped me, as they usually do. I think i may have led people to believe that non tipping or me fucking with people is a common thing. Its not. It happened the night i created this thread. There seems to be a lot of hostile responses, and yet very few customers actually fit into that category.
The few of you that are taking such offense, probably just realized you have been eating spit and pee for a while now.
There are a few cheap assholes out there, and its such a small portion of customers, why are there so many cheap assholes on this thread? Lets hear from the rest of you!

 

[Twistedfunk]

People can't always afford to tip. People are broke as hell these days and after food/drinks/whatever customers are expected to tip 15% of what they already have to pay and the menu prices are usually overpriced to begin with. Personally, I do my best to tip the standard when I can but with a family of 5 that makes going out that much harder. Many businesses have solved this issue by having decent prices with gratuity included so everyone feels like they got a good deal. The system is fucked from the start and you agreed to it by choosing to work there.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

People can't always afford to tip. People are broke as hell these days and after food/drinks/whatever customers are expected to tip 15% of what they already have to pay and the menu prices are usually overpriced to begin with. Personally, I do my best to tip the standard when I can but with a family of 5 that makes going out that much harder. Many businesses have solved this issue by having decent prices with gratuity included so everyone feels like they got a good deal. The system is fucked from the start and you agreed to it by choosing to work there.

Completely logical.

This is the progression of the thread, in my view:

1. "Servers deserve tips, you are all cheap assholes."

2. "Servers don't make enough money."

3. Fuck you, I'm not tipping for bad service

4. Fuck you, servers still deserve a tip we lose money

5. We can't afford a tip to pay you to do your job [flawed]

6. When you don't do your job you don't get a tip.

7. Go to school, get a real job, etc.

8. I can't because of ...

9. Fuck you I spit piss wipe my ass ballsweat on your food

10. Thread declines into a retarded flame war. [Peter Parker ignores 2 people]

11. This post.

1-8 didn't all happen in the order presented. Many of 1-8 was presented over 20 times.

I'll continue to post in this thread, as I find it interesting...

 

[jammin screw]

nice Lil chart u got there Parker... Lol

 

[JustAnotherFriedDay]

in kona i took my family to a nice italian recteraunt and when we were done i asked for 2 piza box's for the leftover pizza.when i opened the boxes there were roaches in both box's. so i said thats gonna hurt your tip, the waiter just smiled. when i went to pay i found out the tip comes out automaticly, i was pissed!a couple of phone calls later the resteraunt manager was in the unemployment line. its good to have freinds. my wife and both daughters have all waited tables so i am a good tipper normally but roaches in the pizza box? sry but i have my limits. people who say things like "you never know what they will do to your food reminds me of how much better home cooking is.

amen to that. get stoned, cook up a great big meal, get more stoned and nommmm. great fun.

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

People can't always afford to tip.

Than go to a restaurant where you arent taking money from a server. There are a lot of restaurants that you can get your food and take it to the table yourself. Or pick up the food and bring it home to eat. and dont say "but i wanted to go to a particular restaurant" because your original excuse is that you are broke. If you are that poor/broke, go to the grocery store or another restaurant, being poor is no excuse to take someone else time/money.
and yea, the system is fucked from the start. good point

 

[jammin screw]

Man if peepz can afford 12-120 dollar meals depending of it's one 2 people or family/friends I dnt see y u ain't tippin.. Wuts a few bucks more... If service is lousy forget it tho...when I dnt have alot of money atleast 2 bucks...Wits 2 more dollars gon hurt I'm not gona eat at red lobster if I ain't got alotta money.. 1 dolla doubles from bk are jus as Gud as fine dining lol

 

[Woomeister]

It seems a lot of people say "oh they get paid already" "its their job already" or the classic "its not my fault they took that job"

These are all just excuses to be a cheap asshole. Its not the server/delivery guy's fault the owners are squeezing the bottom line. Its been long since set up in our society that servers are tipped employees and therefore get paid very little from the restaurant. It doesn't matter what some pink asshole in a movie says, movie characters say pre written lines that sound cool.
The truth is, when you stiff a waiter/deliverer, that person loses money, regardless of how you twist the situation around in your head.

Now put yourself in their shoes. We have established that a tipped employees earnings come from the customer, not the restaurant, (regardless of how you twist it, thats the way it is. In reality) Now imagine you just came in to work, and did your job. and some idiot says "you did a good job, but im not going to pay you. sorry, i just dont think you deserve it"
They don't say this, but we know. Now the question, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS PERSON? IF YOU SEE THEY ORDER AGAIN, WHAT DO YOU DO?

I don't spit in customers food, thats traceable and noticeable.
What i have done to people before:
keyed cars
ripped down decorations
spit on cars
bring really cold food (my manager will tell them that he doesnt believe that its cold. we will laugh about it later)
rub my hands on my balls then on your food.
same with my ass crack.
pee on the food
eggs on house and cars

and im sure other stuff i can't recall at the moment.

Another question for you non-tippers? HOW MANY OF YOU ARE UNDER 20 YEARS OLD? HOW MANY OF YOU ARE BLACK OR ASIAN? Just curious.

I also want to point out, i wont do any of that stuff for people who leave small tips. just the ones who repeatedly leave nothing.

You are a filthy, dirty, low-life, moronic fool for having the audacity (look it up) to behave in such a manner. Who are YOU to decide that YOU deserve a tip? Who are you to decide that people should tip? You make me sick.

 

[Woomeister]

Than go to a restaurant where you arent taking money from a server. There are a lot of restaurants that you can get your food and take it to the table yourself. Or pick up the food and bring it home to eat. and dont say "but i wanted to go to a particular restaurant" because your original excuse is that you are broke. If you are that poor/broke, go to the grocery store or another restaurant, being poor is no excuse to take someone else time/money.
and yea, the system is fucked from the start. good point

This post make my blood boil, rather than name calling etc I am just going to say...HAHAHAHAHA your a fooking loser(oooops lol!) that is going nowhere and Im glad because you have the morals and ethics of a sewer rat.

 

[AutomatKalashinikovLVR]

Yeah seriously, its even worse if you use your own vehicle and pay for everything with your own cash (breaks, tires and whatnot). Then to have someone say.. "Bro i REAALLY appreciate it, thanks for the food! You got here in a hurry!" then close the door and not give even a cent is slightly aggravating. Calculating the cost of gas and average wear on tires breaks and engine in makes it even worse.

I had someone not answer the door on me. (5 mile trip to the house and back) I didnt have a phone on me so i had to go back to the store. I called them and they said they had been there waiting on it and nobody had come by. I mean... i cop knocked on their door and heard their doorbell when i range it. I get back to their place, remember that 10 mile round trip? It was some slutty looking chick half dressed and there was a guy i could see in boxers laying in her bed. Unfortunately for them their food had been left outside for the entire time i had to wait at the store (13 degrees F outside). They didnt tip. Even though i had spent a gallon of gas and waited outside of their house for over 10 min, because i could hear them the first time talking... I think they were trying to get free food because of the (30 min or its free) crap that dominos made popular.

You would be supprised what people will do after they order food... Take a lengthy shower, go for a walk, go shopping...

I could go on and on with this... will stop now.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Do I get to pick my fucking position?

edit: for all children that require clear explanation, this comment is a direct reply to the thread title.

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

This post make my blood boil, rather than name calling etc I am just going to say...HAHAHAHAHA your a fooking loser(oooops lol!) that is going nowhere and Im glad because you have the morals and ethics of a sewer rat.

Why are you so mad? i didnt do anything to you. You get what you give. If you make somebody bring you hot food, and then don't even pay for the guy's gas money, than YOU are the "fooking loser" and a thief, and if you twist that around in your head to make it my fault, than you have shitty morals. You get what you give. If you tip, don't get mad, this stuff wont happen to you. If you don't tip, then i see why you would be mad. Probably looking back and saying "oh thats why my food tastes like cold poop"

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

Who are YOU to decide that YOU deserve a tip?

Who are you to decide that i deserve less than minimum wage for my hard work?