Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

[PRiNCESS.KUSh]

This one time i bought a o; came home and found broken glass in it. Called my Dealer and found out he bought 3 o's of a guy for 100 bc there was broken glass in that shit.

Good thing i only spend 40 on it!.

But it took forever.. i mean FOREVER to pick all the glass out!.

It was annoying.

 

[johnnysacoseeds]

Found a couple of Smurfs in an ounce one time when I was trippin'. Me and Jokey and Lazy all gettin' ripped. Made me promise not to tell Papa Smurf. Never found nothin' weirder than that... at least not in a bag of weed.

 

[zombeastie]

I bought a half oz or something and got a piece of foil that had a sugar cube in it, along with a couple hits of acid.

was a good day for me.

 

[kwijibud]

i had a half zip shipped to me (a long time ago, dont ask how dumb i was... i already know) in a travel coffee cup. my buddy who shipped it to me packed it in dryer sheets. when i got the bud, it smelled Downy Spring Fresh and tasted like i was smoking dryer sheets too.

got me high as a mutha tho

 

[mike12572]

back in the day i bought a oz and there was a dead scorpion in it... i took out all the scorpion pieces... and smoked on

 

[mr. greenthumbs]

hey i found a grasshopper in me weed once.it was red and my brother in law just had to smoke it.but i also found lil nutd and bolts too.

 

[DudeBro]

Saw my buddy break a "brick" to find a scorpion compressed in the center...seems like forever ago, got a pic somewhere.

 

[captiankush]

I found a finger in a bale of Mexican once upon a time, it was petrified like the weed but you could make out the joints, finger nail, etc.

CK

 

[Buddreams]

jesus christ, i dont think anyone can top the finger storie. My buddy was packing the bowl one time right out of the bag, popped a nug in and hit it with the lighter, much to his dismae it wasnt really burning, upon close inspection, he found a pebble in the bowl!

 

[Park Orange]

I was down to mostly shake, and was just scooping my bowl into the bag to laod it. One night, laaate a night. I did this, and fired it up with my bic lighter.
"Man, the bowl must be clogged.." I thought as I chiefed as hard as I could. Clogged bowls and stems are no match for a good set of a young mans lazer lungs. So like the big bad wolf I huffed and puffed and watched the contens of the bowl glow a bright red.
"Still clogged. Perhaps I should push it with my thumb?" As we all know the glowing red embers are no match for the stoners calaced thumbs.
I pushed my thumb down into the bowl to smash what I thought were ashes. To my surprise there was no give when I applied my thumb to the presumed ash. Insted it was hard.. Solid.. ROCK solid.
After burning the piss out of my thumb I realised, that it was a small stone now pratically red hot. Once it cooled, I took it out and showed it to the guy I got the bag from. Never forget that one xD

 

[Buddreams]

I was down to mostly shake, and was just scooping my bowl into the bag to laod it. One night, laaate a night. I did this, and fired it up with my bic lighter.
"Man, the bowl must be clogged.." I thought as I chiefed as hard as I could. Clogged bowls and stems are no match for a good set of a young mans lazer lungs. So like the big bad wolf I huffed and puffed and watched the contens of the bowl glow a bright red.
"Still clogged. Perhaps I should push it with my thumb?" As we all know the glowing red embers are no match for the stoners calaced thumbs.
I pushed my thumb down into the bowl to smash what I thought were ashes. To my surprise there was no give when I applied my thumb to the presumed ash. Insted it was hard.. Solid.. ROCK solid.
After burning the piss out of my thumb I realised, that it was a small stone now pratically red hot. Once it cooled, I took it out and showed it to the guy I got the bag from. Never forget that one xD

oh hai there ^_^

 

[captiankush]

jesus christ, i dont think anyone can top the finger storie. My buddy was packing the bowl one time right out of the bag, popped a nug in and hit it with the lighter, much to his dismae it wasnt really burning, upon close inspection, he found a pebble in the bowl!

lol, I don't think it was on purpose, prolly some poor campanero got it caught between the mota and the jack used to compress it into a brick, sucks for him...

CK

 

[Kronic*King]

i once bought a huge 2 pound of bud and it turned out there was only like 1 pound around a box filled with some crap to make it feel like 2 pounds. and i couldnt find that stupid dealer that sold it 2 me.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

Hey. This is a message to all of you cheating dealers that put weird and dangerous shit into bud to make it weigh more. If you must cheat people out of their money and stretch a pound into a pound and a half, lay the buds out and sprinkle some Jack Daniels on it. That's not dangerous and it gives it a good taste, while making your weed weigh more. Glass, pebbles, etc. is foolish for making money... Who do you think will call you again?

Anyways, nothing too interesting here, besides a beetle. I smoked that shit, paid for his weight, why not?

 

[Badbrain]

Half...yes only half.. of a hissing cockroach. Where'd the other half go? mmm...

 

[cbtwohundread]

i was beaking down a qp when in the middle of the compressed bush herb was a midget.,.lol.,.,.,naw ive never found nuthing but hair.,.,

 

[ruderalis88]

Once I came to the realization that I was rolling up a HUGE FUCKIN BROWN SPIDER!

i would actually shit myself if that happened to me.

found pubes in bud once, not pleasant. also found some bits of plastic bag and shit that's been mixed in with cheap hash, so it goes though.

 

[tricombingthesehairs]

i once found a big red ant and i smoked his ass to!

 

[cbtwohundread]

just rememberd i found a lower human jaw in my front yard a stray dog was eating(true story)but that wasnt in my weed.,.,all in all still discusting the dog was really eating that shit.,.,fucked the whole dice game up,lol

 

[Double0verhead]

found plenty of hairs in my bags, a few times i found seeds haha