Great Stoner Quotes

[Permabuzz]

Whats the most said word a stoner ever says??????Here.....

no im pretty sure its, "what?"

 

[KushBear]

"Dude, is peach a country?" Lmao.

 

[ol hippy]

What do you call a rastafarian proctologist.?....pokemon!

 

[greenlanter]

What do you call a rastafarian proctologist.?....pokemon!

i forgot to post the pics.

 

[SEF]

no im pretty sure its, "what?"

Or dude. I know I say dude a lot.

 

[Philouza]

close only counts in horseshoes and mayonnaise.

 

[Straight up G]

hahahah that is funny shit , its so fkn true though ,it would be so hard to create.

Tekken eh, I bet I'd kick your ass.

 

[palehawaiian]

"its seems to me that you have stumbled upon someone that just dont give a fuck ....your dismissed"

 

[super2200]

"Time is going really slow...and I think we're dead. Yeah, we're dead."

Lol that dumbass cop this is the funniest quote. haha thanks for the reminder

 

[vallytoker]

put that in you pipe and smoke it.......mmmmmmm smokes so good

 

[IregAt420]

Me and My best friend at my place after 2 bowls...yeah we were pretty new to it.
Best bud: sandwhich sounds sooo good
Me: i know man, i know
(after moving to kitchen and starting the process)
Best bud: Fuck, where my miyo? (he meant mayo) miyo=My-Oh
I couldnt stop laughing. kinda stupid

 

[GNOME GROWN]

yo u cant make a sandwich with no miiiiyyyooooo!!!

 

[itsgrowinglikeaweed]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought. But World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein

 

[palehawaiian]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

[redchief]

"what if something happened that you just could not handle. How would you handle a situation like that"

-First time I ever smoked

 

[IregAt420]

"what if something happened that you just could not handle. How would you handle a situation like that"

-First time I ever smoked

So simple, yet complex. I'd hate to try and wrap my head around that when im high

 

[greenlanter]

some times i think about the things a would do if i wasnt getting high...

 

[redchief]

So simple, yet complex. I'd hate to try and wrap my head around that when im high

I know man - just imagine how I felt

 

[hempcurescancer]

"I got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, he himself couldn't eat it?"- Homer motherfucking Simpson. Good shit.

 

[aetneerg]

my own... the first or second time I got seriously blazed, sat with a couple friends in a car for awhile in my driveway just listening to music, then we get out to go raid my fridge, and there's these offset crazy stone steps down to my apartment, and I got all concerned for them and just kept saying "no! nononononono... these stairs will EAT you!" but we were laughing like crazy.