what to do when your girlfriends brother steals your buds

kev.au

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If I was you I would get him alone, grab him by the throat and push him against a wall. Then give him the death stare and tell him you know what he did. Then reach in his pocket, pull out his wallet, and take what you paid for it. The whole time you're doing this never break eye contact. tell him you aren't going to put up with his theiving ass.

Whatever you do DON'T actually hurt him. You only want to scare him. It's the only way to handle people like that.

Just make sure you don't touch his penis or grab his balls by accident!!!! or this situation could go a whole different way LOL!


on a srs note, deal with it now or he'll do it again.

Cheers.
 

asap

Active Member
Strip him naked throw him in your trunk take him to the most remote place you can and leave him there. When he eventually makes his way home, crying and sobbing and most likely so embarrased that he wants to kill, himself tell him he has twenty four hours to pay you for your shit or that your gonna do it again but this time your gonna break both his legs.

Thats just what i would do. But then again anyone that really knows me knows that i would have no problem doing it so they tend to try real hard to not anger me.
Exactly the same as me and my idea!! But i would pour petrol on him for the added scare factor and the strange thing is I have actually done something similar but it was over some $ that was outstanding and not weed.
 

palehawaiian

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Exactly the same as me and my idea!! But i would pour petrol on him for the added scare factor and the strange thing is I have actually done something similar but it was over some $ that was outstanding and not weed.


I speak from experience and i almost got 5 years for kidnapping the lil fucker to ....

Thats all in the past all I can say is the fucker should get whats coming
 

Johnnyorganic

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The guy is a lowlife thief. Should you confront him, he may simply deny it.

I would not make it an issue as you left an ounce at your girlfriend's house. If this was done without the knowledge of the homeowner, you might find yourself in an uncomfortable situation should you decide to make a stink.

The best advice I can offer is to never put yourself that position again.
 

Johnnyorganic

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seak vengence brother, its gone beyond words, hes broken the sanctity of the stash
8 posts, but the man speaks the truth.
What truth?

What is the meaning of vengeance in this case? Violence?

Bad idea
. Sure to piss off the family and possibly get the law involved.

Any retribution will ultimately put the girlfriend in a very uncomfortable position. The OP is the boyfriend, but the thief will be her brother for the rest of her life. The OP may find out that blood is thicker than semen.

It was a quarter! Big fucking deal.

Write it off and don't let it happen again.
 

milowerx96

Active Member
Farm out the ass whoopin so it doesn't come back to you.Then when he shows up beat to hell say something like Oh I see other people think you are a low life piece of shit too with a smile on our face. Then pollish your ass hole with his toothbrush Just deep enough so it isn't brown. Fuck his sister in his bed and wipe yer cock on his pillow. Put a 2 litter of dew in his gas tank. Put Nare in his shampoo. Nothing is too good for a fucking weed thief. Register him up for NAMBLA too get him on the mailing list.

ive got a bit of a problem, im around at my girldriends place and we go out for a few hours to buy a fridge.

when i get home i go to smoke some buds and get my bag which was hidden in my GFs room to find out about a quarter is missing out of my ounce.

im so fucking angry.

the problem is i want to belt him up but this will cause lots of problems for me and her family.

i dont want to loose my self respect by not saying or doing anything at all,

i am usaly a peacefull guy but her brother is a real low life peice of shit, and talking wont realy help the situation because he doesn't care about anyone but him self.

what should i do, would like to hear some helpful suggestions.

thanks
 

Jester88

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first make sure it was him...

then pull him aside sometime/somwhere nobodies around...

then punch him in the nose.. (note: always punch down).

level with him and just say listen just make sure it doesnt happen again afterall its your medacine and u guys are supposed to be like family now.. stealing from family is one of the worst things anyone can do.. ya gotta be low.

maybe have a billy with him after seems though everythings supposed to be all sweet now. (providing hes over 18) if hes not theres not much ya can do lol.

its up to u if you tell your missus or not but remember this loose lips sink ships.

peace out
j88
 

nuera59

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hit him with a bar of soap in a sock untill floored, then one hand around the neck one round his nuts. tell him to pay up and charge the cunt top doller.
there's a torture thread flying about on here LOL. only joking but seriosly he is scum.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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What truth?

What is the meaning of vengeance in this case? Violence?

Bad idea
. Sure to piss off the family and possibly get the law involved.

Any retribution will ultimately put the girlfriend in a very uncomfortable position. The OP is the boyfriend, but the thief will be her brother for the rest of her life. The OP may find out that blood is thicker than semen.

It was a quarter! Big fucking deal.

Write it off and don't let it happen again.
No man, not seeking vengeance at all, I posted it wrong, but just how fucked up it is that he breaks the "sanctity of the stash". And the sanctity of the stash part is what I was talking about. The seek vengeance part is totally wrong but Iw as all kinds of fucked up off acid when I posted before. Sorry man.
 

Johnnyorganic

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No man, not seeking vengeance at all, I posted it wrong, but just how fucked up it is that he breaks the "sanctity of the stash". And the sanctity of the stash part is what I was talking about. The seek vengeance part is totally wrong but Iw as all kinds of fucked up off acid when I posted before. Sorry man.
No need to apologize. Although it has been a while, a long while, I understand the effects LSD has on the thought process.

And I understand the whole sanctity of the stash point.

But I also understand he left it unprotected in somebody's house. Had the thief broke into his house, my opinion would be quite different.

Again, it was a quarter! A fucking quarter! A quarter wouldn't put a dent in anybody's cure jar.

Not worth losing any sleep over.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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No need to apologize. Although it has been a while, a long while, I understand the effects LSD has on the thought process.

And I understand the whole sanctity of the stash point.

But I also understand he left it unprotected in somebody's house. Had the thief broke into his house, my opinion would be quite different.

Again, it was a quarter! A fucking quarter! A quarter wouldn't put a dent in anybody's cure jar.

Not worth losing any sleep over.
Any mans bag left anywhere. Let's say in the situation that someone left their sack behind in my room, if I touched it or let anyone else touch it, that's breaking sanctity of the stash. Sanctity of the stash is wherever it's being kept, money bought that shit, it's not to be stolen, but who's to say that a thief has morals about the stash more than any other trinkets around he can take, but anyways /post.
 

Johnnyorganic

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If you leave anything of value unguarded, you are asking a thief to come along and take it. This goes for money, cannabis, or bling bling.

Valuables, especially untraceable valuables, must be safeguarded.
 

The Real Peter Parker

Well-Known Member
If you leave anything of value unguarded, you are asking a thief to come along and take it. This goes for money, cannabis, or bling bling.

Valuables, especially untraceable valuables, must be safeguarded.
Yeah man, it's all about being chill people though. There's just a different thing about it, I mean I'm part of a stoner crew though I can't smoke at the moment, but I guarantee you any motherfucker that would touch an unguarded stash is still a fucking thief and would not be the type of guy I hang out with. and also just because it is arguably justifiable to do any means of fucked up things to this individual that stole your bud, doesn't mean that there's a good reason to do anything about it. Protect your stash around him, he proved himself unchill. It's gonna be hard, so you gotta think whether this is gonna be the one girl. This situation would be enough to get rid of a lot of my past relationships but I've had a few that this would be worth working through/around... That's one thing to think about whether this girl is worth all this bullshit family she brings.
 
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