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Keenly

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for my eighteenth birthday, my friend gave me the awesome gift of throwing up all over my car door and in those little compartments


happy birthday :spew:
 
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Keenly

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it would honestly help a lot if you told one of your own so we could clarify which category of crazy stories your talking about
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Keenly said:
it would honestly help a lot if you told one of your own so we could clarify which category of crazy stories your talking about
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Any that are crazy. One time I was trippin balls, not as hard as my roommate though, as he jumped through a fucking window!

Uh, I changed my mind about what/who/if God is after the combination of a good dose of LSD and nitrous oxide.
 
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guestrollitup

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^^ Reminded me of a story a year ago
Watched a girl fall out of a second story window doing salvia.. All I heard was her yelling "GET AWAY FROM ME" she went into the corner some guy walked over to her and she kinda fell/jumped out the window.. It was winter so it wasn't that bad, she fucked up her wrist really bad though
 
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milechai

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Flying over Wolf Creek Pass in Southwest Colorado last winter with my best amigo. Cruisin over the pass, puffin on a swisher, subs bumpin. Perfect blue skys and dry roads, rare for january. I've driven over the pass 100 of times back and forth to school and never drove over any black ice. The avalance tunnels had "icy roads" signs flashing which aren't unuasual, they flash on the 4th of July. Hit the tunnel goin bout 60 and as i made the turn a van was stopping right in the blind spot. I slammed on my breaks and hit the black ice, blunt in mouth, the car rocketed towards the mommy missle. I turned my wheel to the right, thinking the wall would be better the hit than a car. As i turned the wheel we began to slide between the van and the wall on the other side now easly at 70. My driver mirror was knocked in as we passed and that was it. We skeeted on through while the van spun out behind us. After we passed then van we could see a truck flipped on its other side half way in our lane and his. This is what the van was stopping for and blocked us from seeing the truck. We passed on by the truck. Gave each other solid fist pound and stopped to help.....Truck driver was barrleing down the hill went to turn in the tunnel, hit the black ice, and rolled 3 times. damn you black ice, I will now adhere to ALL "icy road" signs...
 
JN811

JN811

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ive got too many fucked up stories i can hardly remember most of them... ill post when i think of a paricularly great one
 
tems

tems

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Psycho ex gf no longer taking meds. Kitchen knife + car chase + police stand down + tasering gf. After that I'll never forget the pot i smoked that night... thank you maryjane. All i gotta say is... bitches be crazy.
 
herbose

herbose

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Hey TRPP, I love your posts, you're the real deal.
So...it was 1969 or there abouts, it was payday and we all wanted to buy some weed. Try to wrap your heads around this......we were all stone cold heads....but we were in the ARMY!.....stationed at the Presidio SF. You ever see those big red brick buildings on the right just off Doyle Drive when you come off the Golden Gate Bridge? That's where we lived. A sweet posting for a draftee when the alternative was far to the west......like in Vietnam!
So Jackie Tutor says to me "you know how to drive a sports car, you drive to Berkeley for the weed". He just bought an MG Midget with questionable ownership and figured that since I had an Austin Healey 3000 I was a candidate for driver. I was game....and I wanted some weed!
As soon as we hit the Bay Bridge he pulls out an American flag joint the size of a Sharpie and proceed to burn it. Well...the hot ash was about 1.5 inches long when a speaker ...attached to a CHP cruiser says right in my ear......"PULL OVER AT THE NEXT EXIT"....."PULL OVER AT THE NEXT EXIT!". My life flashed before my eyes....visions of 10 years in the stockade.......imminent suicide...AAAARGH!
Well......I jammed that American flag and 1.5 inches of glowing ember straight into my mouth and started planning. We had a mile to go before we got to Yerba Buena exit. I said to Jackie Tutor "you got anymore weed on you?". He says "No".......then 3 seconds later he says...."I forgot... I got a little more " and pulls a full lid out of his pocket. I say "throw it out the window when we hit the curve at the exit"......then I look in the rearview mirror and see nothing but but CHP grill and CHP headlights! I say " stuff it in the side pocket...............TO BE CONTINUED IF THERE'S ANY INTEREST!
 
floridasucks

floridasucks

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back in the coke and xanax days i was driving to get a gram. on the way back i hit the back of someones can at like 10mph. she pulls into the road and i pull next to her and bucked it the about 20 blocks back to my friends house. the funny thing is there was a bunch of cops doing radar across the street when i hit her and they didnt even notice me slamming her car and then peeling out down the street right after. talk about an adrenaline rush.

another time i was going home around 3am and im like 3 mins from home. so this guy starts racing me the 4 blocks towards the bridge. we get to the bottom goin about 60 in a 30 and theres a cop facing us in the middle of the road. bam lights on... i knew he had to make the u turn and i came over the bridge ripped an illegal left then the next right and pulled into my driveway and bucked inside my house. i was scared as shit for the next 2 hours thinkin he was gonna find my car parked there but nothing ever happened.
 
MediMaryUser

MediMaryUser

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when i was like 15 or 16 i was shrooming and me and some friends went to this new park with 3 story slide and i was peeeing off the top(it was almost night time and no one else was there i thought) and then i hear some kid say hey whats that ahhhhh ewww and look and this kid probably like 14 had crossed paths with my stream of piss lol
 
MediMaryUser

MediMaryUser

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herbose said:
Hey TRPP, I love your posts, you're the real deal.
So...it was 1969 or there abouts, it was payday and we all wanted to buy some weed. Try to wrap your heads around this......we were all stone cold heads....but we were in the ARMY!.....stationed at the Presidio SF. You ever see those big red brick buildings on the right just off Doyle Drive when you come off the Golden Gate Bridge? That's where we lived. A sweet posting for a draftee when the alternative was far to the west......like in Vietnam!
So Jackie Tutor says to me "you know how to drive a sports car, you drive to Berkeley for the weed". He just bought an MG Midget with questionable ownership and figured that since I had an Austin Healey 3000 I was a candidate for driver. I was game....and I wanted some weed!
As soon as we hit the Bay Bridge he pulls out an American flag joint the size of a Sharpie and proceed to burn it. Well...the hot ash was about 1.5 inches long when a speaker ...attached to a CHP cruiser says right in my ear......"PULL OVER AT THE NEXT EXIT"....."PULL OVER AT THE NEXT EXIT!". My life flashed before my eyes....visions of 10 years in the stockade.......imminent suicide...AAAARGH!
Well......I jammed that American flag and 1.5 inches of glowing ember straight into my mouth and started planning. We had a mile to go before we got to Yerba Buena exit. I said to Jackie Tutor "you got anymore weed on you?". He says "No".......then 3 seconds later he says...."I forgot... I got a little more " and pulls a full lid out of his pocket. I say "throw it out the window when we hit the curve at the exit"......then I look in the rearview mirror and see nothing but but CHP grill and CHP headlights! I say " stuff it in the side pocket...............TO BE CONTINUED IF THERE'S ANY INTEREST!
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go on continue lol
 
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