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duke23

duke23

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Not mine but my friends. he went to a bar and afterwards like at 2:am he is getting a bj behind his car outside and there is some dude on a bike coming down the street and notices what is going on. he does not pay attention to where he is going and slams into the back of a parked car then flying through the back windshield braking it and falling into the backseat of the car. it was a steep kind of a street. 2 minutes later the dude crawls out from where he came through. my friend asked him if he was alright but i guess he was cause he was like yeah am okay thanks. he was making weird noises like fuck, damn, ahhhh and ahhhh. the dude got on his bike that still worked but the front wheel shook like crazy and then he was off on his journey.
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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duke23 said:
Not mine but my friends. he went to a bar and afterwards like at 2:am he is getting a bj behind his car outside and there is some dude on a bike coming down the street and notices what is going on. he does not pay attention to where he is going and slams into the back of a parked car then flying through the back windshield braking it and falling into the backseat of the car. it was a steep kind of a street. 2 minutes later the dude crawls out from where he came through. my friend asked him if he was alright but i guess he was cause he was like yeah am okay thanks. he was making weird noises like fuck, damn, ahhhh and ahhhh. the dude got on his bike that still worked but the front wheel shook like crazy and then he was off on his journey.
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Yeah one time I was rolling balls and me and this chick were driving around smoking a bowl in my caddy, I also had a cigarette lit. This image is playing in my mind so clearly. It was quite dark, but we were on 8th street, one of the main roads for this town, of course, I was going something like 12-15 miles per hour, as that was my method of operation. I turned down the music to tell my chick something, and a sound catches my attention, right after I say "Hey how about..." then look off to the right and just see two people fucking in the grass between the sidewalk and the street. I gave a little gas and got out of there. Drove back by in about 10 minutes and there were cops there. What an interesting night...
 
duke23

duke23

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The Real Peter Parker said:
Yeah one time I was rolling balls and me and this chick were driving around smoking a bowl in my caddy, I also had a cigarette lit. This image is playing in my mind so clearly. It was quite dark, but we were on 8th street, one of the main roads for this town, of course, I was going something like 12-15 miles per hour, as that was my method of operation. I turned down the music to tell my chick something, and a sound catches my attention, right after I say "Hey how about..." then look off to the right and just see two people fucking in the grass between the sidewalk and the street. I gave a little gas and got out of there. Drove back by in about 10 minutes and there were cops there. What an interesting night...
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you mean two people were screwing or you hit them with your car?
 
1twstdFCK

1twstdFCK

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when i was younger, my girl friend was in a girls home, i snuck in there 2x, 1st time i got in and got out safe, so the next time i thought i cud do it ezly,

i took 2 6 packs w/ me, cuz u kno :D and i was gna take weed that day, but idr wut happend,

but i got busted. cops where called, they tryined getn me 4 b and e,

but they couldnt couse my girl told them she unlocked the door..

i got charged w/ the beer, but alot of the charges got droped..
 
JN811

JN811

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got an ex gf one too, hearing all of yours.

so i was dating this girl for like 3 months that all my friends said to stay a way from cause she was a nut and i had her under control for a long while until i found out she was doing coke. anyways this bitch started getting fucking crazy after her sister had a baby telling me she wanted me to knock her up. Then she told me she was pregnant which i NEVER planned on happening and the bitch would still go to the bars smoke like a fiend ect. ect. so we split up and a couple weeks later we got back together and she told me she found out she wasnt pregnant... Anyways thats the pre-story heres the good part........

So I told her, Fine.. next time if you wanna do some coke ill do some with you, which i hadnt done in over a year.... Anyways so Im get fucked up off some tequilla with a buddy of mine while shes at work with my car. When she comes over its obvious she was fucked up too, she was a bartender, so she tells me she wants to get some coke and tells me shes fine to drive...

so we take a trip like 20 miles away and shes driving all fucked up and blows through two stop lights in a row, i tell her to get the fuck out and shes yelling and swearing at me ect. Anyways I wanted her out of the car period but she gets in the passanger seat, at this point Im pretty pissed off cause shes sitting there cussing me out so I tell her Im taking her home.

Things continue to escilate then All of the sudden BAM she puches me in the face... Then again, and again and agian, probably like fifteen times....... Im talking solid punches, not your average girl punch, the type where you see black for a second...

So Im swerving all over the road.. Keep in mind Im on the highway going 60... Then the bitch slams my car into reverse!! All the gears grind up and I quicky put it back into drive and restrain this cunt with my free arm twisting her arm behind her back and I twist it so hard shes crying

I get off at the nearest exit while shes punching me with her free arm as soon as i get off she trying to smash my door into street signs.......

AT THIS POINT IM SEEING RED!! Ive never hit a girl in my life but all I wanted to do was knock this bitch out!

I pull over and say GET THE FCK OUT YOU DUMB CUNT! or something along those lines, I release her arm and she clocks me in the lip with her free arm.

Tequilla and this situation were a bad combo cause I snapped got outta the car and pushed that bitch to the ground, at which point shes yelling RAPE!!! at three in the fucking morning.... so I hauk a lugie in her face and drive off... Ive never wanted to strangle someone so bad... fuckin crazy bitches
 
JN811

JN811

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funny thing is I had her blockbuster card, so I gave everyone movies for xmas that year, lol!
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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JN811 said:
dude it took all my effort not to, just replaying it in my head makes me mad.. her dad, this fat sopranoe wanna be told me hed kill me if i ever hit her the week before.... lol
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Her dad probably needs to get his ass beat. He taught her to do whatever she wants at all times...
 
JN811

JN811

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lol yea found out she got pregnant not too long after.. baby probably all fucked up.. oh and the fathers a coke dealer.. lmao
 
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